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[yourajerk]

lol, Breaking Dawn. Just...lol.

For those who are curious about the fuckery but would rather gouge their eyes out than actually read the book, Cleolinda has a HILARIOUS commentary of it here. IT'S A MUST READ. If just for the fuckery. Because omfg, there is so much of it.

Comments

[vilyia]

Omg someone who is not obsessed with Twilight..finally!

I haven't read them but I've read similar reviews and commentaries like this, and it just seems like a bunch of Mary Sue crap. But not GOOD Mary Sue crap. >>;

[yourajerk]

<3! It hurts my soul that so many people actually believe it's a legitimate book series and it's ~omgthebest~. I'll admit it -- I've read the books. I was curious when my friend started reading it so I bought the first one and it was AWFUL. I mostly read the other ones just so that I'd have justification for mocking people. They couldn't say that I hadn't read the books. :|

IN CONCLUSION: TWILIGHT HURTS ME SO MUCH. ):

[vilyia]

Yeah, people keep wanting me to read them. I think I'll check them out from the library...I don't want to waste my money on them, lol.

[yourajerk]

Omg, yes. Don't waste your money. But read for the lulz. I swear, it makes it worth it when you think of it like that.

[sparkling_gurl]

I'm so going to check out the commentary. I read the first two books but from what I'm hearing about the new one I'm starting to regret it. I heard some things on ONTD and it seems pretty insane. Lol. ;)

[yourajerk]

Oh man, it is insane. xD You just have to read that commentary. It's perfect. In a mockery sort of way. :D I heart Cleolinda.

[anonymous]

FUCK YOU! W.H.O.R.E.

[yourajerk]

Mature.