i have always wanted a briefcase handcuffed to me...........alright.

[youracunt]

"i was walking in the park the other day and saw a kid flying a kite and he seemed so happy about it, i was like why the fuck is he so excited, that's what it's supposed to do, had he had a chair on the other end, i woulda known...............just imagine trying to fly a chair, you would have to run like a motherfucker".

damn, can't believe the funniest man in the world is dead now............suck.

from sitting around listening to him after highschool at clintons to riding back form tallahasse listening to the same.

i will miss that man.