[Complete] Log: MorgueTime Adventures!

Sep 02, 2006 16:34

Who: For now: Mori, Tamaki, and Hikaru ~ but anyone can join in~
Where: Rabu Rabu Morgue, the traditional Morinozuka service site -__-;;;
When: Today, now...Ish. Ish-y.
Rating: PG-13 for Pointlessness and Perhaps Zombies *___*
Warnings: Zombies, general randomness, and People Freaking Out for No Apparent Reason
Summary: Remember how Mori died to ( Read more... )

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 00:12:08 UTC
Okay, so.

Either Mori-senpai had gone completely insane, and was now hearing things, or he wasn't the only alive thing in that morgue.

But! Tamaki wasn't panicing. The king did not panic in these situations. Hikaru was scared enough to go in the morgue, and Tamaki had to show Hikaru that there was nothing to be afraid of.

Of course. There's nothing to be afraid of.

"Remember the plan of attack, Hikaru!" He told the orange haired boy, then took a deep, deep breath and walked into the building.

"... M-Mori-senpai? Can you hear me?"

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 00:16:55 UTC
Mori twitched as he heard the call echo down the empty hallways and down towards his door. Though he had no clue where he was in the morgue, he assumed he was near the back, seeing as Tamaki's voice was very faint and echoed at least five times.

Hearing the call, the other voices in the room began to wail a bit, one resonating quite clearly in Mori's ear.

Turning around, Mori made a very obvious "SH!!" gesture towards the corpse. Mori couldn't hear Tamaki over the noise, of course.

The corpse blinked a few times, then gestured to its friends to stop moaning.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 00:22:57 UTC
Tamaki heard moaning.

Granted, it was faint, but moaning.

Moaning.

Every single stupid zombie movie where the damsil in distress (ow, it hurt to think of himself like that) wanders into a lab and is mercissly picked clean like a five-course meal by the zombies went on repeat through his head. But he couldn't let a few zombies stop him! Mori-senpai was his friend! And Mori-senpai was in danger with the zombies!

Did he show fear when he faced down that evil assasin Nagi-san? No! Did he show fear when Ichihara-san cast a spell to send them home? No!

Filled with a newfound determination, Tamaki opened a few more doors, loudling crying, "Mori-senpai? Mori-senpai, are you in here?"

Ha, zombies! Just try and get this rich kid!

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 00:28:06 UTC
Mori twitched as he heard the slamming, yelling Tamaki running around looking for him. Some of his roommates were still sleeping (granted, there were only about...thirty occupants per cell), and if Tamaki kept doing that, he'd end up waking them all up.

It was probably very bothersome to be asleep for god-knows-how-long, only to have someone quite rudely wake you up. And Mori was, if nothing, a spiritualist.

The bodies around him began to move, walking towards the door and past Mori. The ones who just woke up started shrieking--ear-piercing sounds that made Mori cringe (he didn't cover his ears though, out of politeness).

It didn't even occur Mori that he might want to warn Tamaki not to open the door. With so many hungry corpses crowding around like that, no doubt they'd all crash on top of him. And they sort of smelled.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 00:34:43 UTC
It suddenly vaugely occured to Tamaki that he might need a weapon. Zombies didn't like crosses, right? Or was that demons? Tamaki couldn't remember at the moment.

Anyway, Tamaki quickly fashioned a sort of makeshift cross out of two scalpels he found. Dangerous in both ways! Proud with his accomplishment, he decided it would be a better idea to open the doors quietly, that way he could suprise the zombies!

Ah, no, no zombies here... Tamaki reached the final door at the hallway. The moaning sounded the loudest from here.

"Mori-senpai? Are you in here? This moaning isn't funny..." He scolded quietly, unlocking the door and opening it slowly...

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 00:43:05 UTC
Resigned, Mori only sighed as the door opened and the throng of moaning, shrieking, and fangirling zombies fell onto Tamaki in a heap.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 00:54:06 UTC
Tamaki screamed.

A very loud, girly scream, but Tamaki would deny screaming at all later.

His arm whirled around, attempting to stab all the zombies at once, and it wasn't working, and he wished they'd all go back to their holes!

STUPID ZOMBIES!

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 01:03:19 UTC
Alas, no matter how practical...when it all came down to it, Mori really was just another loyal, over-thinking dunderhead with a one-track mind.

Hearing Tamaki scream, his mind could only process that someone was in trouble before promptly running out, slamming the door shut before any more zombies could run out, roughly shoved aside the stray zombies, grabbed Tamaki, slung the boy over his shoulder, and run the hell out of there.

Well...at least he shut the door. So no new zombies came out, but....

...it didn't occur to him that it also meant the exposed zombies couldn't go back in.

Staring blankly and looking at each other, the zombie crowd gave one shuddering, unanimous shrugu before running after the fleeing pair.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 01:11:02 UTC
Thank god for loyal, over-thinking dunderheads with a one-track mind!

Tamaki was midly suprised when he was flung over Mori's shoulder, but he was starting to get used to random people flinging him about like a rag doll. It was probably best to just hang along for the ride.

Shit.

"Mori-senpai..." He said with a gulp. "We're being followed."

Time to make himself useful! Tamaki carefully took aim with his cross/shuriken/scalpel thing, and... fired.

He couldn't help but cringe when it got stuck in one of the zombie's eyes. That had to hurt.

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 01:15:52 UTC
A sickening "SQUELCH" was heard from behind.

...Mori wisely decided not to look.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 01:18:02 UTC
"Ew." Tamaki wisely said.

Hopefully the clinic didn't mind zombie eye guts on their walls. It clashed with the greenish-white of the wall color, though.

Tamaki made a mental note to send them a mop and some cleaning supplies as an apology.

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half_of_soul September 3 2006, 01:21:08 UTC
Hikaru had been having a perfectly ordinary day, in a perfectly ordinary life, in a perfectly ordinary environment.

That was, until this whole desert fiasco came around and landed him in a pool, wet, and off FIGHTING PROBABLE ZOMBIES FOR MORI-SENPAI.

Still, nonetheless, he was determined to enjoy it. For once, he wanted to be optimistic. So maybe the corpses were just dead. So maybe they'd all get out of there alive, not in pieces, and definitely not trailing blood and severed limbs.

And no, once again, he was NOT watching too many sci-fi movies.

...

...so when Mori came running out with Tamaki slung over his shoulder and a practical zombie army came running out of the building...

...let's put it this way. Hikaru. Was. Not. Frikkin PLEASED.

...

1...

2...

3...

"...Shit."

And then he ran away screaming.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 01:24:18 UTC
"Nice one, Hikaru!" Tamaki said with a bright smile and a thumbs-up. He was actually following the plans for once! Good job, Hikaru. You get a gold star from Daddy.

He vaugely wondered how many zombies he'd have to set on fire later.

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 01:29:45 UTC
Unfortunately, the "thumbs up!" motion Tamaki made was all it took for Mori's grip on Tamaki to slip temporarily, causing the king to fall farther down his back so that Mori was really gripping the Host King by his ankles and swinging Tamaki around upside down.

Due to the great momentum of his run (he was, incidentally, running towards Mitsukuni's house), it sent the king within perfect arms' reach of a good nine or eight zombies.

Mori just ran faster.

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ourkingandlord September 3 2006, 01:33:34 UTC
Tamaki's eyes widened at how close he was to the zombies and he bit back another scream.

ZOMBIES DO NOT WANT. He hastily scrambled for a better position on Mori's back, but only succeeded in sliding futher down, further toward the hungry zombies.

Tamaki gulped and vaugely remembered a catchphrase from a local diner--

"It's dinner time!"

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your_takashi September 3 2006, 01:36:22 UTC
Reaching out for one of the funny-looking arms, the zombie absent-mindedly grabbed a white hand and began to chew on it absent-mindedly.

Thank goodness it was a toothless old hag then, eh?

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