mom... are you drunk?

[your_shut_eyes]

"this is so going in my livejournal"

today i drag raced for the first time.
rolled my first cigarette.
got my first cigarette roller.
gave fitz a free sandwhich.
and some other stuff i cant think of.

oh! and some fuckhead threw a fucking baseball sized rock off the fucking cliffs at garbage, missed fitz' head by like 6in. hit me in the fucking leg. im going to kill that bastard. you know how fast that was going? i have the fattiest bruse