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this one time, at band camp, i fucked a chick named samuela. its samantha i mean. we had some mad sweaty sex, it was ridulous. i couldnt handle it. who wants some buddhhahaaa?? i need a titty flash. you shoulda caled me up, i woulda kicked ur ass with my bare hands, i woulda tossed u ouyt windows and stuff, i woulda WOMPED u. i woulda take a com;puter and threw it at u. okay maybe osmething not as much, maybe a pencil or something. a folder? a toaster..??? im supposed to say bagels??? mmmm i wish i had a bagel right now. i would eat it right now i would be like mmm bagel. mm i wish i had a donut right now, a creme filled donut. if my parents saw me theyd toss a comp at me. my mom would stomp me in the stomach, my dad would microwave my brain, extra high. maybe boil it like frosted flakes, i found a hoody. whats charging loopers mean? number 45 billion. correction, 24. CORRECTION,. what up dawg. wheres ummm rachel, when she wakes up tell her i said hi and i love her, but i love ui more. we're hona get married? eysss steves gopna be my best man, when we gona marry? tthis month? thats so fast. in vermont? why cant we go to ohio? texas sounds good. what the fuck dude. he took the fone from me. what a cock juggling thunder cunt.