George has been a good boy. woohoo.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I helped shareurcookie hide a body (-173 points). In October I turned nervousburyme in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I set ms_motherfukker's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (465 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
your_moms_hot69