The LOW DOWN
1)First off, I do NOT know you in real life.
2)I probably want to *do* you if you are of my opposite sex (which i will NOT reveal.)
3)I am sort of jealous of you (if you are of my same gender) and admire your intelligence/style/popularity/etc.
3)Chances are good I've read your LJ friends list because it is all part of being a stalker. Chances are pretty good your friends are cooler than mine and I wish I was in your group.
4)I got tired of SECRETLY reading your LJ and what have you, but did NOT want to reveal my identity (because you'd laugh at how lame I am)so created THIS journal so I can conveniently click my friends list and read all of your oh so gnarly posts.
5)I know you are all elitists and will NOT add me to your friends list and that is OK because I plan on making no posts on here. I know you are all concerned with looking cool by having more people under the FRIEND OF list and less on the FRIENDS list. So I am here to make you look better. 'Cos people will look at your friends list and go "WOW, look how many people list ((your name)) as a friend!! And ((your name)) only lists a few back. He/She is soooo elite, I wish I was hip as ((your name)).
6)Don't freak out I don't jerk off to your lj icons and I'm not as freaky as you think I am. Don't go "friends only" all your entries. I'm not going to comment on your posts I'm just going to enjoy them. Take me adding you as a COMPLIMENT!!! I find your livejournal interesting.
that's it!
~~~anything else, just ask
(maybe if i'm in a good mood i'll answer)
2)I probably want to *do* you if you are of my opposite sex (which i will NOT reveal.)
3)I am sort of jealous of you (if you are of my same gender) and admire your intelligence/style/popularity/etc.
3)Chances are good I've read your LJ friends list because it is all part of being a stalker. Chances are pretty good your friends are cooler than mine and I wish I was in your group.
4)I got tired of SECRETLY reading your LJ and what have you, but did NOT want to reveal my identity (because you'd laugh at how lame I am)so created THIS journal so I can conveniently click my friends list and read all of your oh so gnarly posts.
5)I know you are all elitists and will NOT add me to your friends list and that is OK because I plan on making no posts on here. I know you are all concerned with looking cool by having more people under the FRIEND OF list and less on the FRIENDS list. So I am here to make you look better. 'Cos people will look at your friends list and go "WOW, look how many people list ((your name)) as a friend!! And ((your name)) only lists a few back. He/She is soooo elite, I wish I was hip as ((your name)).
6)Don't freak out I don't jerk off to your lj icons and I'm not as freaky as you think I am. Don't go "friends only" all your entries. I'm not going to comment on your posts I'm just going to enjoy them. Take me adding you as a COMPLIMENT!!! I find your livejournal interesting.
that's it!
~~~anything else, just ask
(maybe if i'm in a good mood i'll answer)