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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled _____x44caliber's hair (-5 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I set _sugarcoma_'s puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I bought porn for cousincleatus (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (638 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
your_legal_team