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So, i approve of this whole college thing. It is grand.
Hooray for late nights and fun times.
Hooray short, concise, and sparce classes.
Hooray for days of no class.
Hooray for a class comprised entirely of listening to music.
Hooray college.
New userpic is manly.
Virile.
Scrumptious.
Oh yes, I am the scrumptious one.
LABOR DAY!!!
HAH
EVERYONE CALL ME N WE'LL DO SHIT.
Yep.
Shit.
RANT TIME:
In the University, a beard resembling pubic hair is apparently a cherished feature, brandished by all those capable of harboring them as a testament to their virility. The unkempt facial shrubbery, worn as a badge of post-pubescent honor, is not so much a symbol of rank as it is a firm assurance to the rest of the world, that he is man, and neither he nor his man-face shall tolerate any slight carelessly directed towards them. YET, despite that these men seem to disregard even the fundemantal basics of facial hygene (food particles trapped in stray whiskers, etc.), they seem to not only attract the opposite sex, but prime specimines thereof. Is this mass of facial growth an aphrodisiac of some kind? Does it enhance the pleasure of a kiss? Of a rub against the neck? Perhaps it amplifies the pleasure of fellatio. Or is the demi-secretive impass of the beard is alluring to females? I do not pretend to know. However, this phenomenon begs further study, and I intend to have developed an answer to this troublesome question by the end of the semester.
Carry on.
Hooray for late nights and fun times.
Hooray short, concise, and sparce classes.
Hooray for days of no class.
Hooray for a class comprised entirely of listening to music.
Hooray college.
New userpic is manly.
Virile.
Scrumptious.
Oh yes, I am the scrumptious one.
LABOR DAY!!!
HAH
EVERYONE CALL ME N WE'LL DO SHIT.
Yep.
Shit.
RANT TIME:
In the University, a beard resembling pubic hair is apparently a cherished feature, brandished by all those capable of harboring them as a testament to their virility. The unkempt facial shrubbery, worn as a badge of post-pubescent honor, is not so much a symbol of rank as it is a firm assurance to the rest of the world, that he is man, and neither he nor his man-face shall tolerate any slight carelessly directed towards them. YET, despite that these men seem to disregard even the fundemantal basics of facial hygene (food particles trapped in stray whiskers, etc.), they seem to not only attract the opposite sex, but prime specimines thereof. Is this mass of facial growth an aphrodisiac of some kind? Does it enhance the pleasure of a kiss? Of a rub against the neck? Perhaps it amplifies the pleasure of fellatio. Or is the demi-secretive impass of the beard is alluring to females? I do not pretend to know. However, this phenomenon begs further study, and I intend to have developed an answer to this troublesome question by the end of the semester.
Carry on.