Dec 09, 2004 02:01
Today I ate at Empire, and my fortune cookie read "You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty." I kept it, just for proof.
Yesterday, at Perkins, I contributed to the construction of a eight by eight pyramid of coffee creamer that consisted of 204 individual units.
The day before I spent several hours wearing a toy puppy for a hat.
We live in interesting times, gentlemen.
- Bill