My Stoner Mother
Omfg. My mother was completely on something yesterday! I swear to God! She had 4 too many glasses of wine. It was hilarious for me though. So me and my mom went to go rent movies at Hollywood Video. So we're all looking through movies and picking a shitload out. So my mom comes across one particular movie. A movie called "Rolling Kansas". The cover tells the story haha. The cover consisted of a yellow water tower with a smiley face on it smoking a joint. The background is all weed plants as the grass. And then there's a car with weed stashed in the trunk. My mom was like "we should rent that one just for kicks". My mom.. I swear to God.. was such a stoner. I swear!
So we're driving home and this song "San Francisco" came on the radio. She was like "this is a totally 60's song." So I told her about the report I have to do about the 60's. And she was like "here just do this... Make a cloud of smoke and then put one saying in it.. 'NOBODY REMEMBERS'". Holy shit. She was on something!
So when we went home, we started watching Without A Paddle. The one part I thought she would find least amusing.. She almost cried cause she was laughing so hard. Yes. The Weed Fields. When the guys are running through the weed fields and it catches on fire and they all get stoned, my mom almost pissed her pants she was laughing so hard. It was great.
Movie Rental: $3.47
Popcorn: $1.25
Wine: $17.80
Watching your mom laugh until she cries cause she's so drunk: Priceless.
Ah the simple pleasures in life :)
So we're driving home and this song "San Francisco" came on the radio. She was like "this is a totally 60's song." So I told her about the report I have to do about the 60's. And she was like "here just do this... Make a cloud of smoke and then put one saying in it.. 'NOBODY REMEMBERS'". Holy shit. She was on something!
So when we went home, we started watching Without A Paddle. The one part I thought she would find least amusing.. She almost cried cause she was laughing so hard. Yes. The Weed Fields. When the guys are running through the weed fields and it catches on fire and they all get stoned, my mom almost pissed her pants she was laughing so hard. It was great.
Movie Rental: $3.47
Popcorn: $1.25
Wine: $17.80
Watching your mom laugh until she cries cause she's so drunk: Priceless.
Ah the simple pleasures in life :)