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[your_best_shot]

i went to the dentist and this tiny frail azn lady who does my dental work said "hurro!"
good.
they always shoot down my requests for laughing gas.
instead she stuffed my gums with an abundance of novacaine and my entire face is numb.
like i've been blowing lines since noon.
seriously. my chin is numb.
i feel like it's the size of jay leno's.
and i have a nig lip.
and why do they want to ask you personal questions when they have their whole face in your mouth?
quit it.
but i do like the little filling blow dryer.
it's like a tan for your toof.

i went to check my face in the mirror since i felt like a stroke victim and she said "you no look funny, you just feel silly!"

n e way.

i'm doing my human growth & development project on autistic savants and i am so so so so so excited i could YAK.
i find it fascinating.
and i want to read "born on a blue day"

also, i'm sick of my women's lit class because only a few of the stories are worth our time, and then we get into class and beat the hell out of the story to decipher some kind of deeper meaning. it ruins the writing. and i don't wanna hear your theories! sowwy.

p.s. i need a free haircut.