I really hate doctors... why do they always have to make you feel like such an ass. I don't care if you went to school for x amount of years or have x amount of debt or heard that same damn thing x amounts of time.
"I'm an individual, just like everybody else!"
So a tribute...
Way down yander not far away, a jay bird died of a
whooping cough. Well he
whooped and he whooped and he whooped so hard, that he
whooped his head and his tail right off.