Cow!!
So, this weekend, me, Ash, Royce and Jeff went to Ashleigh's beach house with two 30 packs of MGD's, a bottle of Southern Comfort, a bottle of Bicardi O, and a bottle of Arbor Mist (Fa the LADIES.) It was tons o' fun. We played beer pong at like 3 in the afternoon on friday, and then played basketball, and watched Ash fall around a lot. We came home and I think we played more beer pong, but I'm not sure... I know at some point me and Jeff drove to McDonald's and got a sundae.
Ash, I swear it was ice cream on my pants!
Anyways, shortly after that, Roy and I made everyone get up so we could go to the beach. We went down to Rehoboth so me and Roy could have a heart to heart. It's out thing god dammit. So, in barefeet and shorts in the rainy cold, we walked down the beach and talked about a whole bunch of stuff, and then finally I got REAL cold and we turned around and started walking back. It was so nice. It would have been mad nicer if it had been hot out and we could have splashed around in the water without getting frost bite or anything. Then I drove us back to the house, and we went to sleep.
Yesterday, we bullshitted around until like...3 ish before we started taking shots. Roy was being a little bitch and took like a half hour and didn't even finish his round of shots. I must say, it took me a second, but I drank all of mine. After the bottles were finished, we began our rounds of beer pong. Ash doesn't like beer so we filled out cups up with water, and kept the bottle of wine out to use for liquor. Ash quit after we finished the bottle, like 12 minutes later because we SUCK. Me and Roy had a one on one tournament, and I ended up saving everything I was supposed to drink until the end of the game, so by 530, I had 6 beers lined up. It took me a while to finish them because in the midst of all the drinking and ashleigh falling down, I was calling people in Wilmington to come the fuck down to the beach, because they said they would. I found out tonight I said a whole bunch of shit that I don't remember.
Then Roy let me see the pictures on his phone and I saw one of Christi and almost threw up, and got all pissy so I went for a walk. On my return, Jeff had left, but I didn't know that they meant he left for the weekend. I thought he was going to get something to eat, so I finished off a couple more beers and threw my ass into bed.
I called Jeff at like 11 and was like "where are you??" and he was like "Home...where are you?" (That was a shocker). Then I talked to Brandon for a while, and then I got real fuckin bored so I stole Ashleigh's car and drove to Dewey to try and find our house. I didn't find our street until I turned around and started to come back, and I was driving so slow that a lot of people were getting pissed off, so I was like fuck it, I'm goin home.
I sat in Ashleigh's car for like 45 minutes trying to figure out how to set the minutes on the head unit. I gave up, though, and then went back to sleep. Today consisted of cleaning and driving. Not fun. I got to throw a gallon of milk out the window, though. That was fun...
I got a letter from Rachael Mae todAY. None of you guys did. Haha.
Ash, I swear it was ice cream on my pants!
Anyways, shortly after that, Roy and I made everyone get up so we could go to the beach. We went down to Rehoboth so me and Roy could have a heart to heart. It's out thing god dammit. So, in barefeet and shorts in the rainy cold, we walked down the beach and talked about a whole bunch of stuff, and then finally I got REAL cold and we turned around and started walking back. It was so nice. It would have been mad nicer if it had been hot out and we could have splashed around in the water without getting frost bite or anything. Then I drove us back to the house, and we went to sleep.
Yesterday, we bullshitted around until like...3 ish before we started taking shots. Roy was being a little bitch and took like a half hour and didn't even finish his round of shots. I must say, it took me a second, but I drank all of mine. After the bottles were finished, we began our rounds of beer pong. Ash doesn't like beer so we filled out cups up with water, and kept the bottle of wine out to use for liquor. Ash quit after we finished the bottle, like 12 minutes later because we SUCK. Me and Roy had a one on one tournament, and I ended up saving everything I was supposed to drink until the end of the game, so by 530, I had 6 beers lined up. It took me a while to finish them because in the midst of all the drinking and ashleigh falling down, I was calling people in Wilmington to come the fuck down to the beach, because they said they would. I found out tonight I said a whole bunch of shit that I don't remember.
Then Roy let me see the pictures on his phone and I saw one of Christi and almost threw up, and got all pissy so I went for a walk. On my return, Jeff had left, but I didn't know that they meant he left for the weekend. I thought he was going to get something to eat, so I finished off a couple more beers and threw my ass into bed.
I called Jeff at like 11 and was like "where are you??" and he was like "Home...where are you?" (That was a shocker). Then I talked to Brandon for a while, and then I got real fuckin bored so I stole Ashleigh's car and drove to Dewey to try and find our house. I didn't find our street until I turned around and started to come back, and I was driving so slow that a lot of people were getting pissed off, so I was like fuck it, I'm goin home.
I sat in Ashleigh's car for like 45 minutes trying to figure out how to set the minutes on the head unit. I gave up, though, and then went back to sleep. Today consisted of cleaning and driving. Not fun. I got to throw a gallon of milk out the window, though. That was fun...
I got a letter from Rachael Mae todAY. None of you guys did. Haha.