Not exactly hammered shite, but...
Christ on a bike, I'm fagged today. I don't exactly feel like hammered shite, but there was sure a sense that the air above me had got a damned lot heavier as I slept. I had dreams that made me think 'what the devil was that' on waking, but of course now I can't remember even a flicker of them.
Needless to say, this morning's bit of Monkey Leaping did not occur. Ah well, the day's long yet, and if it troubles me that much, I can do it tonight. You know, when it's dark outside and Peering Neighbours are less likely to be hovering about in the alley in search of some reason to complain.
Yesterday, I discovered a nasty note from the Town sellotaped to my door to the effect of 'haul your poxy boat off the gorramned grass'. Sure, I can imagine their glee when we drag the thing up to the roof, 'cos we're right out of places to put her (for all of youse who are inclined to rap on our heads and say 'hallo? marina?': get stuffed, please. Go on, do).
We simply must finish erecting our fence. Then the frigging neighbours can eff the fuck right off.
So, what else is up my nose today? I've got to hie me off to Another Office to linger about in meetings for most of the afternoon. Argh. Hurrah that. At least it keeps me out of gaol (touch wood).
Speaking of noses, mine is running like a spate. Sure, you're glad to know it, aren't you?
Needless to say, this morning's bit of Monkey Leaping did not occur. Ah well, the day's long yet, and if it troubles me that much, I can do it tonight. You know, when it's dark outside and Peering Neighbours are less likely to be hovering about in the alley in search of some reason to complain.
Yesterday, I discovered a nasty note from the Town sellotaped to my door to the effect of 'haul your poxy boat off the gorramned grass'. Sure, I can imagine their glee when we drag the thing up to the roof, 'cos we're right out of places to put her (for all of youse who are inclined to rap on our heads and say 'hallo? marina?': get stuffed, please. Go on, do).
We simply must finish erecting our fence. Then the frigging neighbours can eff the fuck right off.
So, what else is up my nose today? I've got to hie me off to Another Office to linger about in meetings for most of the afternoon. Argh. Hurrah that. At least it keeps me out of gaol (touch wood).
Speaking of noses, mine is running like a spate. Sure, you're glad to know it, aren't you?