So i was at the cafe today, and
someone hit on me.
I felt a gentle caress on my shoulders. Looked back and there she was (yes its a she), looking at me with those tiny blue eyes and pouted lips. She had leftovers all over her puny face. How appealing.
I decided to reciprocate by giving her a cheeky wink and next I know, she had her cute but dangerous teddy smacking across my back. Her bear bear had a huge plastic nose. So yeah, it hurts.
Yup. I got hit on.
Talk about fatal attraction. Hm.
I felt a gentle caress on my shoulders. Looked back and there she was (yes its a she), looking at me with those tiny blue eyes and pouted lips. She had leftovers all over her puny face. How appealing.
I decided to reciprocate by giving her a cheeky wink and next I know, she had her cute but dangerous teddy smacking across my back. Her bear bear had a huge plastic nose. So yeah, it hurts.
Yup. I got hit on.
Talk about fatal attraction. Hm.