Dickie, this is for you...
Dickie so witty. I thought police in Sg never sleeps. Guess its the same all around the world!
Once I went up to the outback for a road trip and these roads are pretty deserted so you can actually be dead for a week and no one knows.
Anyway, we found some dude and his trailer at the side of a road. We couldn't stop cos thats one of the tips we were given by other backpackers. So instead, we rushed down to this little mining town about 1.5 hours later and realised that the police station closed at 5pm.
And there was also a sign, but this time, asking us to use this high-tech-miracle-wonder phone in front of the station. Oh bloody hell, I couldn't even hear any senseless "tu-tu-tu". Why? cos the freaking cord was disabled from the head/handset. Can you imagine? I was going on for 6 seconds saying, "hello, Hello, HEELLOOOOO???" I felt like a fool.
So I had to actually use my hp to dial this ridiculously long number that wasn't even TOLL FREE!!!! wah lao, I don't want to sound like a bitch but that means i had to pay 25 cents connection fee and 35 cents for every HALF minute i was talking to those freaks. yes, thats 70 cents a min. Now you know why I never call.
Cop: Hi, This is Cobber Pedy Police HQ.
Leo: (Basket, can't you open the f**king door. I'm just standing outside for crying out loud!) Hi, there's someone stuck in whoop whoop between cobber pedy and blah blah.
Cop: Yeah ok, we'll make a drive down tmr morning.
Leo: But isn't it dodgy to leave him there with no food/water..someone may rob/kill(rape) him...
Cop: Don't worry, he's PROBABLY sufficient with his trailer.
Leo: But...(emm)
Cop: Thank you for calling.. Good night.
Leo: hello? Hello? wah lao.
Please lar. If his trailer was sufficient, you think he need to stop at the side of the road? What if he ran out of batteries? Eat your meat raw arh? Basket. It was freaking cold that night so poor trailer dude was probably freezing his balls out in the wilderness.
Its amazing how police organisations are operating like bank call centers nowadays.
What's the use of operating only at office hours? Do you wipe your backside only after office hours?
C***.
Once I went up to the outback for a road trip and these roads are pretty deserted so you can actually be dead for a week and no one knows.
Anyway, we found some dude and his trailer at the side of a road. We couldn't stop cos thats one of the tips we were given by other backpackers. So instead, we rushed down to this little mining town about 1.5 hours later and realised that the police station closed at 5pm.
And there was also a sign, but this time, asking us to use this high-tech-miracle-wonder phone in front of the station. Oh bloody hell, I couldn't even hear any senseless "tu-tu-tu". Why? cos the freaking cord was disabled from the head/handset. Can you imagine? I was going on for 6 seconds saying, "hello, Hello, HEELLOOOOO???" I felt like a fool.
So I had to actually use my hp to dial this ridiculously long number that wasn't even TOLL FREE!!!! wah lao, I don't want to sound like a bitch but that means i had to pay 25 cents connection fee and 35 cents for every HALF minute i was talking to those freaks. yes, thats 70 cents a min. Now you know why I never call.
Cop: Hi, This is Cobber Pedy Police HQ.
Leo: (Basket, can't you open the f**king door. I'm just standing outside for crying out loud!) Hi, there's someone stuck in whoop whoop between cobber pedy and blah blah.
Cop: Yeah ok, we'll make a drive down tmr morning.
Leo: But isn't it dodgy to leave him there with no food/water..someone may rob/kill(rape) him...
Cop: Don't worry, he's PROBABLY sufficient with his trailer.
Leo: But...(emm)
Cop: Thank you for calling.. Good night.
Leo: hello? Hello? wah lao.
Please lar. If his trailer was sufficient, you think he need to stop at the side of the road? What if he ran out of batteries? Eat your meat raw arh? Basket. It was freaking cold that night so poor trailer dude was probably freezing his balls out in the wilderness.
Its amazing how police organisations are operating like bank call centers nowadays.
What's the use of operating only at office hours? Do you wipe your backside only after office hours?
C***.