Three Stupid Memes
[[Before The Media]]
Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?:
No
Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
No
Do you listen to Christian rock?:
No
Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s?:
No
Do you regularly watch the news?:
Yes, local and C-SPAN
Which radio stations are your favorites?:
95.1
Are you a Lost fanatic?:
No, but, apparently, I "look like that dude from Lost"
[[Be honest]]
Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Technically, I have the Paranoid album from Black Sabbath
Queen?:
Yes
Alanis Morissette?:
No
Do you watch Family Guy regularly?:
Yes
The Simpsons?:
Yes
King of the Hill:
No
[[Admit it]]
Do you read trashy romance novels often?:
No
Do you really work out every day?
No
Have you ever eaten chocolate in bed?
No
Have you ever eaten an entire pint, or more, ice cream by yourself?:
Yes
Have you ever spent an entire day in bed without being sick?:
No
Have you ever eaten nothing but junk food for a week straight?:
Yes
Do you shower every single morning, no exceptions?:
No
Have you ever gone to school/work only 15 minutes after waking up?:
Yes
Do you ever forget to give a Christmas present & instead keep it for yourself?: No
Do you sing obnoxiously in the car when you're driving alone:
No
Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home?:
No
Do you go nights without brushing your teeth?:
Yes
Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12?:
Yes, Teletubbies is what would happen if Dali decided to write a kids show.
Have you ever looked forward to go to school?:
Yes
[[The Necessary Love Questions That Aren't So Necessary]]
Have you ever had an explicit dream involving your crush?:
For sure
... Did it include a broom closet?:
You bet
Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they really werent?: No, that would be creepy.
Did you draw for your first crush back in elementary school/preschool?: No
Have you ever asked a guy/girl out?: No
Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didnt ask her/him out b/c you were afraid? Sure
Have you and a (past or present) significant other ever made an 'Our Song' CD?: No
Have you ever written a poem/story about your lovelife?: No
An autobiography?: No
Have you ever listened to a song repeatedly just because it reminded you of your crush?: No
Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush?: No
Do you reread meaningless AIM convos just because theyre with your crush?: No, that would be extra creepy.
Have you ever reconsidered liking someone because of their appearence?: No
Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance?: No
[[The Questions You Love: Completely and Utterly Pointless Ones]]
Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis?
No
Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
Yes
Have you ever been treated for OCD? ADD?: No
Do you own a graphic calculator: Yes
Have you ever been to South America or Africa?:
No
Have you ever owned a Klutz book or kit?
No
Do you know how to knit?:
No
Do you have a cellphone or iPod with a patterened cover?:
No
Have you ever written song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile?:
No
Do you keep a diary or journal (online or on paper)?: Yes
Did you ever want to be an astronaut or a teacher when you were a kid?: Yes
Do you own a striped sweater?: No
How often do you take a bubble bath? Never
When you open your closet, what is in it?:
Don't have one.
[[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]]
Baskin Robbins or Coldstones?:
Baskin Robbins
Sees or Godiva?:
N/A
The Shins or The Decemberists?:
Given the choice? Decemberists.
America or Canada?:
America
Physics or chemistry?:
Chemistry
Earphones or headphones?:
Headphones
Chocolate brown or teal?:
Teal
Earrings or a ring?:
Ring
Commitment or casual dating?:
Commitment
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
Lord of the Rings
Fly or road trip?
Fly
Starbucks or Petes?:
Starbucks
Athletics or academics?:
Academics
[[Another Wave of Random Questions]]
Do you know what a geisha is?:
Yes
What is your favorite Disney movie?:
The Great Mouse Detective
Do you have a more classic style or do you stay up-to-date (clothes wise)?: Classic
How much jewelry do you own?:
A single ring and a few necklaces.
Have you memorized the rejection hotline, just in case?: No
Have you ever given someone the rejection hotline as your number?:
No
Have you ever eaten at a food court? No
Have you ever bought clothes at Sears? No
Do you own any Care Bears memorabilia?:
Yes, one stuffed bear since I was two, Wish Bear, to be specific.
Do you have a quilt on your bed?
No
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-DRAMA DORK--
[] Ever been in a play?
[ ]Seen more than 10 Broadway shows?
[ ] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[ ] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever?
Total[0]
--REDNECK--
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[x] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[] Do you like to get dirty in mud?
[] Do you like country music?
[] Do you have a broken car in your yard?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you live on more than 1 acre?
[x]Do you have more then 4 animals at your home?
Total [2]
--GOTH--
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[] Is most of your clothing dark?
[] Do you want to die?
[] Are you a social outcast?
[] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[x] do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[x] Are you mean sometimes?
Total [2]
--SKATER/PUNK--
[]Can you skateboard?
[] Do you wear Vans/Emerica/Etnies/any skate shoe?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do you have any piercing's?
[] you wear a mohawk?
[x] Do you wear Band T-shirts
[] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total [2]
--PREP--
[] Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister/American eagle
[] Do you pop the collar?
[] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[]Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[]do you have a little dog?
Total []
--HIPPIE--
[x] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[] Do you want to save the animals?
[] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
Total [2]
--GANGSTA--
[] Do you act ghetto?
[x] Do you wear do-rags?
[x] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afro's?
[]Have you ever said "Fo SIRIOUS."?
[] Do you like to dance?
[] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total [2]
--EMO--
[] Do you cry often?
[] Do you wear hoodies?
[x] Do you like soft music?
[x] Do you write your own poems/songs?
[] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[] Is Hawthorne Heights a good band?
Total [2]
--SURFER--
[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[x] Is your hair shaggy?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own Many pairs of shorts?
[x] Do you yearn for the smell of salt water?
[] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[] Do you hate tourists
Total [3]
--GEEK--
[x]Do you wear glasses?
[]Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you get picked on often?
[x] Do you look forward to going to school?
[x] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x]Do you play video games?
Total [5]
--JOCK--
[] Do you own alot of nike, addidas, or underarmor?
[x] Do you love the smell of fresh cut grass
[] Are you constantly worrying about being in shape?
[] Do you let people know its game day by yelling it through the halls?
[] Do you play 2 or more sports?
[] You know alot of people just from playing a team sport?
[] You love grass stains, mud, and hurting people
[] A whistle blowing pumps your addrenalin
[] Are you very school spirited? (GOD NO I HATE SCHOOL!)
Total [1]
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1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
- I'm not sure that it counted
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- Throw a soup party
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
- Played my NES yo.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
- I'm a shiftless slob
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
- I'm a lover not a fighter
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
- No, far from it
7. Did you vote for Bush?
- Nader, bitches
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
- Smithsonian Art Museum
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
- Girls
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
- No
12. What was the last book you read?
- American God's by Neil Gaiman
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
- Infinite Knowledge
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
- Barre
15. What was the last convo you had about?
- Music with Margie
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
- Still going to College, goddamnit.
17. What's your favorite smell?
- Tomato based sauces
18. What is your favorite sound?
- Piano
19. Are you moody?
- I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
20. Favorite movie of all time?
- Blade Runner
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate?
- No
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
- No
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle?
- Yes
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
- No
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
- Yes
26. Have you ever gone camping?
- Yes
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
- No
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
- No
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
- No
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
- No
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- No
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- No
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
- No
34. Have you ever been in love?
- I suppose
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
- No
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
- Yes
37. Have you ever been out of the US?
- Canada
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
- No
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
- No
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
- No
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
- No
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
- No
45. Who was the last person who called you?
- Josh
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours straight?
- Last night
47. Have you ever been arrested?
- Almost
48. Most embarassing CD you own?
- Limp Bizket - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
- No
50. Have you ever drank egg nog?
- Yes