Love Class (연애특강) - Chapter 3 ;; Part 1

Jan 28, 2010 23:55

Chapter 3 ; Part 1

“Junsu-ah… What are you doing-About the other day… I---“
Yoochun’s words were cut off by a pair of soft, pink lips meeting with his own.
Jaejoong watched the sight with the front door still open.
“What the hell… Kuso…” Jaejoong muttered.

Everyone watched in horror as Junsu pulled away, slightly, from a bewildered Yoochun.
“Help me...playing along... THEY’RE WATCHING.” He muttered loud enough against Yoochun’s lips for everyone to hear.
Jaejoong looked around confused. ‘They’re watching? ... Who??’ Jaejoong asked himself in his head.
“OMG! Prince Jaejoong, King Yunho, Princess Junsu AND King Yoochun?!? 4-in-one deal?!?”
“Kyaaaaah! I know right? And look at Princess Junsu’s outfit! It’s so uke-ishly MO-E!!
‘Junsu? Mo-e?’ Jaejoong looked back at Junsu’s outfit and realized he was wearing a short Lolita dress, barely covering his ass, with fish net stockings and black stiletto’s that he balanced himself in better than most girls do.
Jaejoong’s eyes widened, while holding back a blush, noticing that he had NO idea where these voices were coming from.
He finally took the courage to glance out the door and noticed no more than…16 girls with Yoosu and Yunjae signs… Well that was norm-WAIT. 16 GIRLS WITH YUNJAE AND YOOSU SIGNS?!
The girls smirked at Jaejoong, pointing at Yunho.
“Go to him Oppa. Make Go kiss the man of your dreams.” Jaejoong twitched at those words.

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Yunho’s POV

At the sound of his name, Yunho glanced towards Jaejoong and saw him talking to a bunch of girls outside the door. Pfffft. ‘It’s probably just the fan club girls. I mean-It’s not like Jaejoong could really GET girls to LIKE him right? It’s not like I care or anything..’

Yunho saw Jaejoong mumble a few words before looking up at the girls.
He stepped forward and yelled something to them.
Yunho was zoned out on something he couldn’t take his eyes off of.
‘Jaejoong was wearing some pretty tight pants… It made he ass look deli-‘  Wait WTF?
‘…But I have to admit that the shirt is pretty tight too.. His curves are better than most woman these days… Its makes me want to slide my hands down that well-shaped body and get an handful of that suculant ass-‘ Yunho slapped himself mentally.
Get your mind out of the gutter Yunho!
By the time Yunho snapped out of his awkward fantasy, he heard Jaejoong screaming/yelling something and running for his life, up the stairs.
Yunho then heard some muffled chanting outside the door.
“Jaejoong-ah!?-“

Jaejoong’s POV

Jaejoong leaned forward, waving his hands towards himself, signaling the girls to come closer to him as if he were going to tell them a secret.
As the huddled up, Jaejoong took a deep breath, looking down, and mumbled to himself. ‘Should I be nice?.. Ehhh who cares about reputation right now. I’m confused as fuck.’
He looked back up at the curious looking girls. “Listen. I will NEVER be a couple with Yunho. I will not COOK for Yunho. I will not SING for Yunho. I will not STRIP for Yunho. I will not KISS Yunho. And I will most definitely not FUCK with the almighty Jung Fucking Yunho himself.
The girls looked at each other for a few seconds then nodded and turned back to me, this time telling ME to lean closer to them.
“Oppa…” One girl said with a sweet tone. “..YOU LISTEN TO US.” Jaejoong’s eyes widened at the sudden mood/ tone change.
“Whether you like it or not, YunJae is our MAIN OTP [1]
Even if we have to tie you up, put a cock ring on you, whip the moans out of you, and stick a vibrator up your ass, we will make you scream out Yunho’s name. You WILL enjoy it too.
Jaejoong looked at the girls, confused, terrified, and a bit disturbed.
“Look, girls-“ Jaejoong was cut off by an unexpected Chant.
“In other words, Fuck Yunho or we’ll get to you first!” They yelled in unison, lifting up sex toys, shoving them towards Jaejoong with lustful grins.
“Although...I don’t think we’d mind that… would we girls?” The leader of them all said.
They all moved closer towards Jaejoong and Jaejoong yelled, “OH EM GEE YOU GUYS ARE SICK. SICK INDIVI-“ Before Jaejoong finished one girl groped his ‘goodies’ and smirked.
“AHHHHHH!!” Jaejoong screamed, slamming the door.
Jaejoong ran up the stairs towards his room and hid under his covers.
“Milky skin Kim Jaejoong! Saranghae Kim Jaejoong!” That repeated chant could be heard all the way from the third floor.

End POV

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♪ Morning ♪
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Jaejoong shuffled around trying to find the covers on his bed to cover his head with.
“UGGGGH” Jaejoong groaned and reached to his left trying to find the annoying alarm clock.
Jaejoong smiled, proud of himself for completing such a task, and curled back into his bed.
Jaejoong’s hands wandered the bed, wondering what was causing the slight dip in the bed.
‘Crease... Pillow... Hair?’ Jaejoong thought as he ran his hands along the other bed side.
Jaejoong felt the figure a bit more before sliding his hand down slowly.
“... Smooth.... Curvy..” He mumbled.
When he got even lower, he felt a soft, gelatin like object in his hand.
‘Uwaaaah.’ Jaejoong moaned in his head.  Whatever he was holding right now felt like his old stuffed animal, Koroko.
“Koroko-kun~” Jaejoong cooed out loud, groping at the soft object even harder.
When he did that he earned a moan from ‘Koroko-Kun’ and smiled goofily.

Suddenly, the door opened and Yunho walked through it with two plates of breakfast in them.
“Hey guys it’s time to-“ Yunho was dumbfound.
Jaejoong’s legs were intertwined with the figure next to him, his head at the crook of his neck. And the worst part was, that Jaejoong was intimately enjoying a handful of that ass.
Yunho quickly put the plates down and ran out the room slamming the door behind him.
Yunho quickly covered his open mouth, blushing like crazy, many thoughts going through his head. ‘What the hell was that about?!? Are they...no…Did they…--GAAAH’
Seulgi spotted Yunho and stared at him for a few seconds before waving her hand in front of his face.
She smiled and grabbed a male’s hand coming from her room, none other than, Siwon.
“Come on. He’s totally out of it right now. I gotta’ sneak you out so that my mom doesn’t see you.”
“Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... But can’t I see Jaejoong?” Siwon whined.
“What? NO. Why!? Ugggh just come on!” Seulgi pulled harder on Siwon’s arm as they ran down the stairs together.

At the slamming of the door, Jaejoong groaned and moved around a bit at the disturbance.
When he opened his eyes he noticed a figure in front of him.
He pulled away slightly and looked up at the person he was TIGHTLY grabbing on to.
He cocked his head to the side with confused eyes.
Because of his movements, the person in front of him woke up faster than he did with sleepy eyes.
They both stared at each other for about 10 seconds before comprehending what was going on.

NO.

OH. SHIT.

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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