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[young_maiden]

I'm sure you're all wondering what's been keeping grandma busy. Honestly, I've been so run off my feet I haven't even had time to go for a stroll past Edgey-poo's office! It was quite a surprise, out of the blue my son turned up on my doorstep and took me off to watch one of those puffed-up ball games the kids are playing these days. Trying to get

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[dearestdiplomat]

Perhaps you and your son can go on a family vacation someday! If you're ever interested in visiting Cohdopia, I can offer you a variety of coupons for discounted travel and hotel stays.

[young_maiden]

I know what my son would say if I ever proposed such a thing. "Why can't I bring my wife? She's family too, don'cha know!" Or something just as inane. Really, after all those years I spent slaving away for his benefit! What about coupons for lessons in respect and humility?

[dearestdiplomat]

I am sorry to hear that, and I'm afraid I don't have any coupons for those things!

I can't think of anything comparable to offer you. I do have coupons for coffee and chocolate, if that helps? Some people find them cheering.

[young_maiden]

...I'll take twenty!!

[dearestdiplomat]

Very well! Twenty it is!

You can come by the embassy, or I could mail them to you.

[young_maiden]

I'll come by, and I'll collect all the food while I'm at it. You'd better tell your staff to make sure it's all top quality!

[dearestdiplomat]

Oh, it's all of most excellent quality, I assure you!