Accidents Happen

[young_funny_guy]

so, I was out to eat tonight with my mom and my sister to celebrate being incredibly intelligent...and I start talking about what would happen if I accidentally got Kyleigh pregnant. which proved to be a mistake...my mom goes, "I would have to think about it. About whether I would let you stay in my house or not." I knew she was kidding but I said, "That's good to know." No sooner did I say those words than she said "You know Doug, you were an accident." !!!!!WwwwwwHATTT? What did you say? Yeah thats right peeps, I am a motherfucking accident. If it weren't for "The Sponge" being a horendous contraceptive, I would not be here right now. good to know that my mother referred to me as her "favorite boo-boo" more than once this evening...thats a pretty amazing feeling. but anyways, things are good. I am a little disappointed in the new Fall Out Boy album, i wont lie. But it is still spectacular, just not as good as the first. And I love Kyleigh very much as you probably know.

Peace Out

My Mother's Favorite Boo Boo