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[young_ceo]

That day never existed. Never.

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[proto_typing]

So, just checking, this means I'm not your "pet", right?

[young_ceo]

Of course not, that would mean I'm the one taking care of you.

You're the dog.

[proto_typing]

Does that also mean you're not going to reconsider our love affair if I, quote, "rebuild myself and get some tits"? 'Cause, y'know, if it turns out you have a thing for dogs, I might have to reconsider getting that puppy...

1/3

[young_ceo]

!!!

2/3

[young_ceo]

I never, ever...

~

[young_ceo]

...said anything that detestable.

[proto_typing]

So you also didn't accuse me of being a voyeur? I mean, just so I'm clear on all those things that absolutely didn't happen the other day.

[young_ceo]

Voyeur? You're a voyeur? Why would I not be surprised?

[ooc: trying to gain back that damaged pride? lololol]

[proto_typing]

Hey, man, you call it being a voyeur, I call it trying to do my job. Which I did, by the way, even though you kept telling me to beat it.

[OOC: You gotta admit, though, he totally set himself up for that one. XD]

[young_ceo]

As I recall, your job was to get rid of pests. Following and watching me do those things that never happened at all was not your complete job description.

[ooc: Precisely why it's such a crack. XD]

[proto_typing]

I tried to get rid of the pests, but you were pretty dead-set on enjoying their company.

[Private to Kaiba//Unhackable]
And here I thought you said that girl was just your "good friend". Is that what they're calling it these days?

[OOC: See Kaiba. See Kaiba backpedal. Backpedal, Kaiba, backpedal!]

[young_ceo]

I don't pay you to just try.

[Private to Proto//UNhackable]
You are a voyeur. It was a bloody curse, damn it!

[ooc: See Kaiba. See Kaiba go, "Ohh shit."]

[proto_typing]

Y'know, funny thing is, if I had gotten in the middle of things, you'd be yelling at me for "interfering in your personal business".

[Private to Kaiba//Unhackable]
Keep telling yourself that. So I won't be getting an invitation to the wedding anytime soon?

[OOC: See Proto. See Proto loving every moment of this.]

[young_ceo]

It was a curse. I would have only chewed you off for less than 24 hours.

[Private to Proto//UNhackable]
NO. She's already dead in both worlds.

[proto_typing]

So, in other words, anytime you're cursed and about to do something stupid, I should stop you by any means necessary?

[Private to Kaiba//Unhackable]
You're sure? I mean, if I'm gonna get you a wedding gift, I need to know in advance. Uh-huh. I still think you like her.

[young_ceo]

Yes, that should definitely be included in your job description in fine print.

[Private to Proto//UNhackable]
Definitely not. I'm sure of that. This is ridiculous. I'm not going to indulge you and act like a pubescent teenager.