38 - M i r r o r C i t y

[young_ceo]

No...this...this isn't right. I've got too much money in my hands...and I'm doing nothing about it. That's terrible! I'm terrible...the commoners don't have enough money on them for proper entertainment, let alone food...and I'm doing nothing about it. I'm a really terrible person. I'm sure Mokuba also doesn't want it like this. We both know what

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[proto_typing]

...Wait, say that again, you're what?

[young_ceo]

Giving away to the poor. Isn't that... supposed to be right?

[proto_typing]

Oh. Oh, boy, he's lost it.

Yeah, sure it is. Nothing wrong with being generous. Just, uh, don't be careless, that's all.

[young_ceo]

How could I be careless when I'm doing what is good? Do you need cash too?

[proto_typing]

It's easy to be careless. Besides, bad people like to take advantage of generous ones like you. Are you in the apartment? I'm gonna come find you and take away that computer before you do something really stupid.

[young_ceo]

Then they must be made to see the error of their ways...poverty might come to them...

I'm in the apartment...why? ...Ah, I knew you needed money...

[proto_typing]

[And here he comes, to save the day~! ...And stops in the doorway, leaning casually against it.]

Well, what do you know. You really are here this time.

[young_ceo]

Ah...you're human again...Shall I treat you that proper meal I promised? You've been restricting yourself to iron rations...

[proto_typing]

Human again? What, was I a monster before or something?

[young_ceo]

No, you were..a tin man...most of the time...

[proto_typing]

Heh, like the Wizard of Oz? Guess that makes you Mr. Wizard, then, O Generous One.

[young_ceo]

I guess I am...[forced awkward laughter here]

[OOC: Being good and nice makes Kaiba a dull and witless boy. XD]

[proto_typing]

...Or maybe more of the Cowardly Lion...

Hey, tell you what. You give this whole "come take my money" crusade a rest for a while, and I'll let you take me out to that fancy restaurant you keep promising. Kay?

[OOC: Poor Proto can't decide whether to bang his head against the wall or give Kaiba a good shaking. Or both. XD]

[young_ceo]

I...I can't do that...! People will suffer of starvation if I don't give them money to buy food...

[OOC: Both plz XD]

[proto_typing]

Actually? Yes, you can. Three easy steps: back away from the network, get off your butt, and walk with me out the door.

[OOC: There is facepalming in the near future.]

[young_ceo]

Or I could...bring my laptop with me...