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My name is Beatrice Baudelaire, and I am a baticeer, a word which means "person who trains bats". If you need to send a letter and for whatever reason would prefer not to use more conventional means, then feel free to leave a message here requesting my services. Providing, of course, that your intentions are noble.
Please do not be put off by my age. I may only be ten years old, but I have plenty of experience.
(To L.S.: Sir, if you are reading this, my request still stands. Please contact me, any time, day or night (preferably day.) You may be my last hope.
To V., K., and/or S.: If you're reading this, any of you, please, please contact me. It's really me. I'm safe. At least, I am safe at the moment I'm writing these words. I miss you.
To - others: "I didn't realise this was a sad occasion.")
Please do not be put off by my age. I may only be ten years old, but I have plenty of experience.
(To L.S.: Sir, if you are reading this, my request still stands. Please contact me, any time, day or night (preferably day.) You may be my last hope.
To V., K., and/or S.: If you're reading this, any of you, please, please contact me. It's really me. I'm safe. At least, I am safe at the moment I'm writing these words. I miss you.
To - others: "I didn't realise this was a sad occasion.")