THE TRUMAN SHOW && PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN && ELF IN ONE NIGHT.
With all those mid-terms this week, I figured why not add some humor into the mix.
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while bored:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror & and pick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
10. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
And last, but not least!
......
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
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Oh. And I got an iPod.
=)
Amazing.
So where is everyone going for break? Or are you staying home?
I'm staying home and relatives are coming home. Can't wait!! I love this time of year. A lot.
And I do not get my HS ring till February. I ordered my ring like 2 weeks after everyone that got theirs today. BS. Complete BS.
Got to love the food and conversations @ the AP EURO SALON this week!! Incredible.
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while bored:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror & and pick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
10. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
And last, but not least!
......
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh. And I got an iPod.
=)
Amazing.
So where is everyone going for break? Or are you staying home?
I'm staying home and relatives are coming home. Can't wait!! I love this time of year. A lot.
And I do not get my HS ring till February. I ordered my ring like 2 weeks after everyone that got theirs today. BS. Complete BS.
Got to love the food and conversations @ the AP EURO SALON this week!! Incredible.