Terezi: Submit application
Character: Terezi Pyrope
Series: Homestuck
Character Age: 6 Solar Sweeps/13 Earth Years
Canon: Once upon a time, in the distant past and/or future, there are trolls on the internet. No, I mean actual trolls. Alien trolls with horns and time-bending chat programs and weird mating habits and serious attitude problems. And among these trolls is Terezi. Blinded by an unfortunate incident, she now uses scent and taste to "see" the world around her. No one's quite sure how this works, but that doesn't stop her from functionally using her computer. Nor does it stop her from regularly describing in a little too much detail just how delicious things smell and taste, and how much she loves the oh so delicious color/flavor red.
She's also an avid roleplayer, and enjoys regular live action roleplay sessions, particularly of courtroom dramas with her plushie Scalemates, who are always found guilty due to her immense love of justice and hanging corrupt plushie politicians from the end of a noose. She also enjoys chatlog roleplay with a friend, in which she pretends to be a member of a "mysterious and noble dragonyy'yd race". Yeah, you read that right. She's got a Mary Sue fursona, and it's a badass dragon who eats people.
Most of Homestuck's dialogue takes place via instant messenger, on which Terezi's handle is gallowsCalibrator, and she SP34KS W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS ONC3 US3D.
Sample App:
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling campfuckuDie [CD]--
GC: H3LLO 34RTH HUM4NS OF C4MPFUCKUD13!
GC: 1 H34RD YOU L1K3 ROL3PL4Y1NG G4M3S.
GC: YOUR "4PPL1C4T1ON SYST3M" 1S 4 L1TTL3 STR4NG3 4ND
GC: TO B3 HON3ST
GC: M4K3S YOU LOOK L1K3 4 BUNCH OF 3L1T1STS.
GC: BUT TH4TS H4LF TH3 R34SON 1'M LOOK1NG FORW4RD TO PL4Y1NG W1TH YOU!
GC: SO 1V3 R34D OV3R YOUR RUL3S FOR 4PPLY1NG
GC: 4ND 4LL 1 H4V3 TO DO 1S 1MPR3SS S3V3NTY P3RC3NT OF TH3S3 COOL K1D 34RTH ZOMB13S WHO 4R3 G3TT1NG TH31R D3L1C1OUS SM3LL1NG C4NDY-R3D BLOOD 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3?
GC: NO PROBL3M.
GC: 3V3N 1F TH3Y DO TRY TO D1STR4CT M3 W1TH TH3 T4STY CH3RRY FLV4OR OF TH31R 1NS1D3-JU1C3S.
GC: H3R3 GO3S:
GC: *GC RO4RS F3ROC1OUSLY 4S SH3 SWOOPS DOWN ON TH3 UNSUSP3CT1NG 3NC4MPM3NT*
GC: *SH3 SO4RS GR4C3FULLY OV3RH34D, SURV3Y1NG H3R SURROUND1NGS*
GC: *JUST TH3N, GC SPOTS 4 D3L1C1OUS MOOB34ST 4ND D1V3S DOWN UPON 1T, SN4PP1NG 1T UP 1N H3R M4SS1V3 4ND POW3RFUL J4WS*
GC: ...BL3URGH!
GC: OOPS, I M34N
GC: *BL3URGH! GC SHOUTS UPON D1SCOV3R1NG TH4T TH3 B1Z4RR3 CR34TUR3 SH3 SN4PP3D UP CONT41N3D ONLY D1SGUST1NG O1LY SLUDG3*
GC: *NOT TH3 D3L1C1OUS F1LL1NG SH3 H4D B33N 3XP3CT1NG!*
GC: *1RR1T4T3D BY TH1S, SH3 V1C1OUSLY FL1NGS 1TS M3T4LL1C CORPS3 4S1D3 4ND FL13S ON*
GC: *GC TH3N COM3S UPON 4 GROUP OF YOUNG 34RTH HUM4NS ST4ND1NG 1N TH3 3X4CT C3NT3R OF TH3 3NC4MP3NT*
GC: *GC L4NDS 4MONGST TH3M TO L1ST3N 1N 4ND H34RS TH3M T3LL OF TH31R 3V1L HUM4N D1CT4TOR, KNOWN ONLY 4S...*
GC: *TH3 D1R3CTOR*
GC: (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN)
GC: *GC L1ST3NS TO TH31R T4L3S OF CORRUPT1ON 4ND GR33D 1NT3NTLY*
GC: *WH3N SH3 C4NNOT B34R TO H34R 4NOTH3R WORD, SH3 SN4PS TH3 COMPL41N1NG 34RTH HUM4NS UP W1TH ON3 B1T3*
GC: *B3C4US3 SH3 W4S ST1LL HUNGRY OBV1OUSLY*
GC: *UNFOLD1NG H3R M1GHTY THR33 HUNDR3D FOOT W1NGSP4N, GC T4K3S ONC3 MOR3 TO THE SK13S, FU3LL3D BY TH3 N33D FOR JUST1C3*
GC: *NO CORRUPT D1CT4TORS H4V3 3V3R 3SC4P3D MY M1GHTY J4WS OF JUST1C3! SH3 RO4RS, FOR 1 4M TH3 F13RC3ST 4ND MOST NOBL3 OF 4LL DR4GONYY'YD L3G1SL4C3R4TORS!*
GC: *1T 1SNT LONG B4FOR3 GC H4S SPOTT3D H3R PR3Y 4ND SH3 D1V3S PURPOS3FULLY 4T TH3 CROOK3D TYR4NT, H3R D34DLY 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LONS OUTSTR3TCH3D, R34DY TO D3L1V3R TH3 K1LL1NG BLOW—
GC: W41T W41T
GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N NO OR1G1N4L CH4R4CT3RS 4LLOW3D?
GC: WH4T SORT OF L4M3 ROL3PL4Y 1S TH1S?
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling campfuckuDie [CD]--
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Series: Homestuck
Character Age: 6 Solar Sweeps/13 Earth Years
Canon: Once upon a time, in the distant past and/or future, there are trolls on the internet. No, I mean actual trolls. Alien trolls with horns and time-bending chat programs and weird mating habits and serious attitude problems. And among these trolls is Terezi. Blinded by an unfortunate incident, she now uses scent and taste to "see" the world around her. No one's quite sure how this works, but that doesn't stop her from functionally using her computer. Nor does it stop her from regularly describing in a little too much detail just how delicious things smell and taste, and how much she loves the oh so delicious color/flavor red.
She's also an avid roleplayer, and enjoys regular live action roleplay sessions, particularly of courtroom dramas with her plushie Scalemates, who are always found guilty due to her immense love of justice and hanging corrupt plushie politicians from the end of a noose. She also enjoys chatlog roleplay with a friend, in which she pretends to be a member of a "mysterious and noble dragonyy'yd race". Yeah, you read that right. She's got a Mary Sue fursona, and it's a badass dragon who eats people.
Most of Homestuck's dialogue takes place via instant messenger, on which Terezi's handle is gallowsCalibrator, and she SP34KS W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS ONC3 US3D.
Sample App:
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling campfuckuDie [CD]--
GC: H3LLO 34RTH HUM4NS OF C4MPFUCKUD13!
GC: 1 H34RD YOU L1K3 ROL3PL4Y1NG G4M3S.
GC: YOUR "4PPL1C4T1ON SYST3M" 1S 4 L1TTL3 STR4NG3 4ND
GC: TO B3 HON3ST
GC: M4K3S YOU LOOK L1K3 4 BUNCH OF 3L1T1STS.
GC: BUT TH4TS H4LF TH3 R34SON 1'M LOOK1NG FORW4RD TO PL4Y1NG W1TH YOU!
GC: SO 1V3 R34D OV3R YOUR RUL3S FOR 4PPLY1NG
GC: 4ND 4LL 1 H4V3 TO DO 1S 1MPR3SS S3V3NTY P3RC3NT OF TH3S3 COOL K1D 34RTH ZOMB13S WHO 4R3 G3TT1NG TH31R D3L1C1OUS SM3LL1NG C4NDY-R3D BLOOD 4LL OV3R TH3 PL4C3?
GC: NO PROBL3M.
GC: 3V3N 1F TH3Y DO TRY TO D1STR4CT M3 W1TH TH3 T4STY CH3RRY FLV4OR OF TH31R 1NS1D3-JU1C3S.
GC: H3R3 GO3S:
GC: *GC RO4RS F3ROC1OUSLY 4S SH3 SWOOPS DOWN ON TH3 UNSUSP3CT1NG 3NC4MPM3NT*
GC: *SH3 SO4RS GR4C3FULLY OV3RH34D, SURV3Y1NG H3R SURROUND1NGS*
GC: *JUST TH3N, GC SPOTS 4 D3L1C1OUS MOOB34ST 4ND D1V3S DOWN UPON 1T, SN4PP1NG 1T UP 1N H3R M4SS1V3 4ND POW3RFUL J4WS*
GC: ...BL3URGH!
GC: OOPS, I M34N
GC: *BL3URGH! GC SHOUTS UPON D1SCOV3R1NG TH4T TH3 B1Z4RR3 CR34TUR3 SH3 SN4PP3D UP CONT41N3D ONLY D1SGUST1NG O1LY SLUDG3*
GC: *NOT TH3 D3L1C1OUS F1LL1NG SH3 H4D B33N 3XP3CT1NG!*
GC: *1RR1T4T3D BY TH1S, SH3 V1C1OUSLY FL1NGS 1TS M3T4LL1C CORPS3 4S1D3 4ND FL13S ON*
GC: *GC TH3N COM3S UPON 4 GROUP OF YOUNG 34RTH HUM4NS ST4ND1NG 1N TH3 3X4CT C3NT3R OF TH3 3NC4MP3NT*
GC: *GC L4NDS 4MONGST TH3M TO L1ST3N 1N 4ND H34RS TH3M T3LL OF TH31R 3V1L HUM4N D1CT4TOR, KNOWN ONLY 4S...*
GC: *TH3 D1R3CTOR*
GC: (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN)
GC: *GC L1ST3NS TO TH31R T4L3S OF CORRUPT1ON 4ND GR33D 1NT3NTLY*
GC: *WH3N SH3 C4NNOT B34R TO H34R 4NOTH3R WORD, SH3 SN4PS TH3 COMPL41N1NG 34RTH HUM4NS UP W1TH ON3 B1T3*
GC: *B3C4US3 SH3 W4S ST1LL HUNGRY OBV1OUSLY*
GC: *UNFOLD1NG H3R M1GHTY THR33 HUNDR3D FOOT W1NGSP4N, GC T4K3S ONC3 MOR3 TO THE SK13S, FU3LL3D BY TH3 N33D FOR JUST1C3*
GC: *NO CORRUPT D1CT4TORS H4V3 3V3R 3SC4P3D MY M1GHTY J4WS OF JUST1C3! SH3 RO4RS, FOR 1 4M TH3 F13RC3ST 4ND MOST NOBL3 OF 4LL DR4GONYY'YD L3G1SL4C3R4TORS!*
GC: *1T 1SNT LONG B4FOR3 GC H4S SPOTT3D H3R PR3Y 4ND SH3 D1V3S PURPOS3FULLY 4T TH3 CROOK3D TYR4NT, H3R D34DLY 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LONS OUTSTR3TCH3D, R34DY TO D3L1V3R TH3 K1LL1NG BLOW—
GC: W41T W41T
GC: WH4T DO YOU M34N NO OR1G1N4L CH4R4CT3RS 4LLOW3D?
GC: WH4T SORT OF L4M3 ROL3PL4Y 1S TH1S?
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling campfuckuDie [CD]--
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