When I grow up

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When I grow up I want to learn all about how I wasn't raised the right way.
When I grow up I will give every homeless person a dollar. Not because I feel obligated, but because I think it will actually help them.
I'll be a famous actor.
When I grow up I will be just like my dad.
I'll drink, because I'll be able to.
I'll go to bed at 3:00am.
i"ll be a famous snowboarder.
I'll eat whatever I want.
I'll fuck whomever I want.
I'll be a famous writer.
When i grow up I'll be happy.
I won't raise my kids the way I was raised.
I won't have kids.
When I grow up I'll be famous...