the saga continues wu-tang wu-tang (um.)

[youllgoblind]

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[the_kings_eyes]

[A "no doesn't really make a difference cause the mistletoe is having me kiss you anyway"-no. Which is looking more like choice the second. Wtf, your fandom.]

[youllgoblind]

*Ehh, you like it, I am good at this maybe sortof almost not really uh I-I don't know, maybe it's better they don't write me after all*

[the_kings_eyes]

[All signs points to yes. Also the fact that might be stepping in a bit here~.]

[youllgoblind]

*Sweet, old man approved~ Still, as they say, practice makes perfect! And my, what silky hair you have--must be some expensive conditioner...*

[the_kings_eyes]

[Conditioner? HA! I do not know the word! Literally.]

[youllgoblind]

*Luckyyy, naturally soft hair~ Though, BELIEVE IT OR NOT my hair does not puncture pillows, balloons, or small children! A-also, wtf icons, they are disturbing, where "disturbing" = "hot"*

[the_kings_eyes]

[But you could use it to hack your way through jungle! Or open metal containers! Hardly ever get to use them, okay. >_>

[youllgoblind]

*As exciting as having a Spikes attack would be, Ash would kill me if I broke the tent every day. And what of the pokeballs, that could be really dangerous! but but my increasingly loose grasp on heterosexuality... It could be like Spiderman all over again D:*

[the_kings_eyes]

[So just keep your head off the ceiling. And the pokeballs! ...you're in luck, I'm out of Iyaaan icons.

[youllgoblind]

*But what if the pokeballs roll over there when I'm not paying attention because I'm asleep? Nurse Joy would never go out with me then! Phew! Afterwards I'll have to do something manly like watch monster trucks or Queer Eye to even things out.*

[the_kings_eyes]

[Do they usually roll around on your head by themselves? ...but I could always cycle around. :D

[youllgoblind]

*No, but anything can happen if you try! ...Not that I would try something like that, but who knows if the pokemon or the pokeballs themselves might? Ooh, cycling, that's something good and manly! Think of it, those lithe muscles straining to escape their tight spandex prisons, a light sheen of sweat shimmering in the sun, the feel of nothing but the wind skimming over your body and the thick pole of the bike pressed close between your legs...*

[the_kings_eyes]

[But if they're trying it themselves, how do you know it's not secretly their life's quest to be skewered by someone's hair? ...you try that. For the sake of preserving heterosexuality, of course. :Db

[youllgoblind]

...I don't, but I do know it's not my life's quest to skewer something in my hair! That's not proper breeding technique! Yeah... I don't know if there's much straighter than that. *nodnod**

[the_kings_eyes]

[....right. We should probably actually. Stop this, at some point.]

[youllgoblind]

*Oh yeah. Um. Maybe. That whole breathing thing and all. Usually is good. Um.*