Forgot, Louis, I was supposed to do this.

[youll_get_yours]

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[senschuh]

Will I have to worry about arson this school year?
You have twenty-four hours of freedom and choice without spiritual or legal repercussion; what does your day planner look like?
If you screw up again, what method should we use to eliminate you?

[youll_get_yours]

Probably not arson. I am honestly calm and collected; two of the better three traits of a sniper.

First, when have I cared about either? Anyway:

6:00- Wake up. Shower. Breakfast.
7:00- Buy cocaine.
9:00- Buy hedge trimmer.
10:00- Make supper reservations at Brennan's
11:00- Leave for St. John's school.
12:00- Molest nuns in convent. Incorporate hedge trimmer.
13:00-16:00 - Give cocaine to children as they board busses. Stop for
McDonald's
17:00-19:00 - Frolic naked in public with an high power rifle.
20:00- Leave for Brennan's. Order the prime rib upon arrival.
22:00- Beat wait-staff to death with ashtray.
23:00 Shower & Bed

Beat me to death with an ashtray?

[senschuh]

You better be a good shot. I'd rather not end up as collateral damage.

[youll_get_yours]

Notes and words are precious. Human life; worth about twenty-five cents. Why tread so lightly?