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[youkorei]

Some haiku generated by angrygoats.net using my lj. It's really neat!!!! It takes you lj, scans through it, and creates some weird things based on your entries. I need to stop re-clicking this thing, but it's addicting!!!!! Link stolen from quietisrafel.

"Schlessinger is a
society not based on
individual rights." <----------- I didn't think I got *that

Comments

[juushinkan]

Sex cookies in a haiku? BRILLIANT!

Though the second part sounds more like a horiscope than anything else. Woo!

[youkorei]

Unless of course I'm getting along BECAUSE of the sex cookies. Or they're getting along with my because of my sex cookies. -_- ;;;;

Face it, it just means imma whore, doesn't it..... =P

Oh, and I keep wanting to talk to you on AIM, but it no worky. I hate this computer....

[juushinkan]

Wow. Been putting those sex cookies to good use before they even get there, have you? You'd better watch out for those taco flinging zombies. They're a newer breed I made just for you! *mwah*

And I always knew you were a whore, honey. Don't be too worried about it. It makes me all hot n bothered!

No AIM for you? Then no me for you! Oh, the cruel fate of the net. If it's any consolation, my internet was down almost all day today. Comcast needs sex cookies. Then maybe they'd be less stressed. :)

[youkorei]

So.... wait. Will the zombies be flinging ardvark meat products, or are they actually going to be throwing little yous. Cause I could really go for some company! *is going stir crazy all by her lonesome*

Meh. I always knew you liked me cheap and easy!

I hate no you for me! I partly think it's that I'm on this bitch of a PC replacement they call an iBook. I can't make things like IE and AIM work on it. Damn you, Bill Gates!!!!!!!

If the internet had sex cookies, I'd be forced to "get along well" with it. You know what sex cookies do to me. Meow~! =^.^=

[quietisrafel]

Bwahahaha! I have accomplished my job >D;.

... Amusingly, your haikus have made more grammatical sense than most of mine. Maybe they're trying to just flip off the English major on purpose?

By the way, I was meaning to say this when you picked up the phone the other day: Happy verily belated b-day!

[juushinkan]

Heeeeeyyyyyy. Where have you BEEN???

[youkorei]

I'm dead. Dead dead dead...

Actually, I was in California for two weeks without internet. Upon my return, my computer developed "logic board problems," or as I like to call it, Digitally Enhanced Schitzophrenia. So it's in the shop, for up to 22 days. -_-

I just got on one of the computers at school to check my 567-message, spam-filled email. So, yeah.

On the upside, I did get your package and ate all the yummy things in it over the break. I especially liked the treasure hunt for chocolates amidst the tinsel. On the downside, the stuff I sent you just got returned due to my inability to write numbers in the proper order. .... zip codes .... So I will be trying to send it again. Consider it Christmas in February.

In general, ARGH!

But enough about me. How are you?

[juushinkan]

GASP! Dead people can type at computers and exibit signs of sarcasm and wit! Woe is me!!

:O Damn. You weren't irritated by the tinsel? CURSES! You thwart all my plans. *points* I now appoint you my equal and ultimate adversary! Rawr!

Heheh. Sounds like your computer needs a kick to the cerebral cortex chip. Just give it a good strong joust to the bios. :)

And lastly, in this horribly disjointed response: YAY~ Presents! In February! Let's just call it a birthday present then. :) *pisces* Yes.. my own... my precious birthday present.

[youkorei]

... Your birthday? When's that? And what do you want? The box is still sitting here (due to my laziness) so I can add stuff to it! Hah!

I just got my computer back. $300 brain surgery, but it seems to be doing okay. I just haven't updated due to... meh, laziness again.

But, all that will change. Yes. I will stop being lazy right....

....

NOW!