Never drop the soap... unless you kinda want to....
Okay, one of the funniest things I've read all day: Teen Titans fic by Te called "Some Girls (and boys)"
Troubled by his feelings for Tim, Kon decides to ask Gar for his opinion on the matter. The following exchange starts with Kon's question.
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"Can people make you gay, do you think?"
"Absolutely. Nightwing did it to me for a week back in '88. Pretty disturbing. I mean, you'd think the guy would be discouraged by a giant green squid."
Kon thinks about that. The first two sentences, anyway. "So... you got over it?"
"Yep."
"Really?"
"... no."
"Damn."
Changeling jumps up and claps him on the shoulder. "My advice? Go with it. And don't drop the soap if you're ever showering with Nightwing. Or Kory, for that matter. Or... okay, everyone should with Kory at least once, but... you know what I'm saying. Meeting in three hours."
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*dies*
Troubled by his feelings for Tim, Kon decides to ask Gar for his opinion on the matter. The following exchange starts with Kon's question.
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"Can people make you gay, do you think?"
"Absolutely. Nightwing did it to me for a week back in '88. Pretty disturbing. I mean, you'd think the guy would be discouraged by a giant green squid."
Kon thinks about that. The first two sentences, anyway. "So... you got over it?"
"Yep."
"Really?"
"... no."
"Damn."
Changeling jumps up and claps him on the shoulder. "My advice? Go with it. And don't drop the soap if you're ever showering with Nightwing. Or Kory, for that matter. Or... okay, everyone should with Kory at least once, but... you know what I'm saying. Meeting in three hours."
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*dies*