proud owner of a vagina
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
and now I’m sittin’ here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I’m sittin’ at a bar on the inside
Waitin’ for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin’ car
Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away