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How did I manage to have a dream that started with a Caribbean vacation and ended with nearly everyone being slaughtered by Darkspawn?
Actually, that isn't quite true; it started with me in a badge pickup line at an anime convention. While in line I suddenly realized I had neither my ID nor my hotel room key on me... so I couldn't pick up by badge OR get back to the hotel to look for my ID.
Then it jumped to the part where I was on a Caribbean cruise with my friend Robin. We had stopped on an island and were wandering around looking at stuff, but not together -- for some reason we had signed up for two different tour groups. Anyway, I was looking at some ridiculously cute little ducks when I realized I didn't have my camera. And hey, guess what... once again I had forgotten my room key, so I couldn't get back to get it. I suppose it was just as well since then the scene cut to these two young cruise ship employee guys who were supposed to be cleaning our room but were taking the moment of privacy to totally make out, instead.
Then, the scene skipped to... some kind of Templar induction ceremony, where the two cruise ship guys were being inducted into the Templars. Wait what? XD I was there with Alistair and Leliana (I think Morrigan may have been around too?) and I kept teasing Alistair about how he didn't take his Templar vows and he was all like "oh come on you know you're glad I didn't" (because last night IRL I finally got him, ahem, into my tent, ha). Anyway... one of the templar inductees was kneeling to take his vows when suddenly the templar who was supposed to be inducting him stabbed him in the back. A huge battle broke out as like half the templars started killing the other half, who were totally confused about what was happening. A bunch of demons and Darkspawn came pouring into the room and we were doing our best to fight back, but were totally overwhelmed. Then suddenly some ending credits started up, and in between were cutscenes about what happened to the characters. It'd cycle through each character. Leliana's screen said "R.I.P" in huge letters and sure enough her ending showed her getting killed by Darkspawn. I think Alistair also got killed, but Morrigan just sort of disappeared somewhere. (I'm honestly not sure what happened to me. I had ceased being a participant and was just watching it at this point.)
Yeah, so it wasn't all that fun after the part with the ducks... XD
Actually, that isn't quite true; it started with me in a badge pickup line at an anime convention. While in line I suddenly realized I had neither my ID nor my hotel room key on me... so I couldn't pick up by badge OR get back to the hotel to look for my ID.
Then it jumped to the part where I was on a Caribbean cruise with my friend Robin. We had stopped on an island and were wandering around looking at stuff, but not together -- for some reason we had signed up for two different tour groups. Anyway, I was looking at some ridiculously cute little ducks when I realized I didn't have my camera. And hey, guess what... once again I had forgotten my room key, so I couldn't get back to get it. I suppose it was just as well since then the scene cut to these two young cruise ship employee guys who were supposed to be cleaning our room but were taking the moment of privacy to totally make out, instead.
Then, the scene skipped to... some kind of Templar induction ceremony, where the two cruise ship guys were being inducted into the Templars. Wait what? XD I was there with Alistair and Leliana (I think Morrigan may have been around too?) and I kept teasing Alistair about how he didn't take his Templar vows and he was all like "oh come on you know you're glad I didn't" (because last night IRL I finally got him, ahem, into my tent, ha). Anyway... one of the templar inductees was kneeling to take his vows when suddenly the templar who was supposed to be inducting him stabbed him in the back. A huge battle broke out as like half the templars started killing the other half, who were totally confused about what was happening. A bunch of demons and Darkspawn came pouring into the room and we were doing our best to fight back, but were totally overwhelmed. Then suddenly some ending credits started up, and in between were cutscenes about what happened to the characters. It'd cycle through each character. Leliana's screen said "R.I.P" in huge letters and sure enough her ending showed her getting killed by Darkspawn. I think Alistair also got killed, but Morrigan just sort of disappeared somewhere. (I'm honestly not sure what happened to me. I had ceased being a participant and was just watching it at this point.)
Yeah, so it wasn't all that fun after the part with the ducks... XD