If I were...

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If I were a time of day I would be: 1am
If I were a planet I would be: jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bed
If I were a liquid, I would be: dr pepper
If I were a stone, I would be: alexanderite
If I were a tree, I would be: palm
If I were a bird, I would be: blue
If I were a tool, I would be: screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: tiger lily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: liger
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: bass
If I were an animal, I would be: cheeta
If I were a color, I would be: pink orgreen
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I would be: orgasm
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a song, I would be: lady in a blue dress
If I were a movie, I would be: napoleon dynamite
If I were a book, I would be written by: Nicholas sparks
If I were a food, I would be: mexican
If I were a place, I would be: heaven
If I were a material, I would be: suede
If I were a taste, I would be: dr pepper
If I were a scent, I would be: amber romance
If I were a body part I would be: boob
If I were a facial expression I would be: smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: english
If I were a cartoon character I would be: booboo
If I were a shape I would be a: pyramid
If I were a number I would be: 1456432678
If I were a show brand I would be: DVS or Chuck Taylors
If I were a store I would be: Pac Sun, Hot Topic,or H&M
If I were a fruit I would be: Orange
If I were a Holiday I would Be: November 18th
If I were a Car I would be: FORD LIGHTNING
If I were anywhere it would be: TEXAS <3
If I could live anywhere, with anyone it would be: Texas,with my family and friends
If I were a dressing I would be: Ranch
If I were you I would be: gay