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Jun 22, 2007 00:06

The secret; the ultimate secret to end all secrets, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, pimps and whores, etcetera and whatthefuckever, is this:

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(And I ain't talkin' no Oprah book of the month club bullshit.)

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Always. Always. Always make them think they need you more than you need them. That's fucking gold from Gold, kids. You ride ( Read more... )

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trust_issue June 22 2007, 19:55:51 UTC

I need you Ari.

yougotgold June 22 2007, 22:05:46 UTC

I know you do, Pumpkin-puss.

trust_issue June 22 2007, 22:25:55 UTC

Not like that you fucking PERVERT. I need a job.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 01:11:55 UTC

How is that different?

Did someone get shitcanned?

trust_issue June 23 2007, 01:21:59 UTC

No, I'm having a an early midlife crisis and decided to give up a lucrative career as a body snatcher and a try me hand...and a few other choice body parts...as Jenna Jameson's body double.

THINK ARI! YES, I was shitcanned! Are you going to do something about it or not?!

yougotgold June 23 2007, 01:24:11 UTC

What are you expecting, my fucking condolences?

Or do you seriously think you could cut it with the sharks?

trust_issue June 23 2007, 01:27:06 UTC

Condolences?! Hell no! I expect you to get me a fucking job.

Actually I've cut up a shark or two in my day...and you have to remember I know how to kill people without leaving a trace.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 01:39:12 UTC

You make a convincing argument.

So what did you have in mind?

trust_issue June 23 2007, 01:47:07 UTC

I can sing and I can dance...but I refuse to do anything as lame as Dancing with the Stars. I want block buster...but I don't do nudity for the sake of nudity. Oh and I want people. I need a stylist.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 02:26:34 UTC

Kid. We all want people. And no one wants to do Dancing With The Stars. I admire your initiative, don't think I don't, but my client list is full, and even if it wasn't you just don't develop unproven talent over twenty-one. That's just reality. I like you. I think you're fuckable. But I gotta pass.

trust_issue June 23 2007, 02:34:22 UTC

I like you too Ari...but I draw the line at fuckable. Sorry.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 02:38:36 UTC

I know you do baby, that's why I didn't ask. It took all my fucking strength, believe me.

trust_issue June 23 2007, 02:45:53 UTC

If I'm ever in the market for another adulterous affair you know yours is the first number I'd call.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 02:47:30 UTC

Now that is fucking touching.

trust_issue June 23 2007, 02:49:40 UTC

I thought you understood there would be no touching, so keep your hands to yourself.

yougotgold June 23 2007, 02:50:58 UTC

Wasn't talking about my hands.

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