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[yougotgold]

The secret; the ultimate secret to end all secrets, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, pimps and whores, etcetera and whatthefuckever, is this:

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(And I ain't talkin' no Oprah book of the month club bullshit.)

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Always. Always. Always make them think they need you more than you need them. That's fucking gold from Gold, kids. You ride

Comments

[kara_marie]

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TRANSFORMERS, ARI. ME ME ME.

[yougotgold]

You don't wanna be anywhere near Bay, baby. Trust me.

[kara_marie]

Why not?

[yougotgold]

Because he sucks, Babe.

[kara_marie]

Oh! Okie dokie!

Ari --- no one wanted to come to my birthday! You'll make me famous enough, right, that LOTS of people come to my bday!?!?!?

[yougotgold]

When is your birthday?

I might have something for you on Monday.

[kara_marie]

Really!?!?

[yougotgold]

Would this face lie?

[kara_marie]

I believe in YOU, Ari!

What is it? What do I do?!

Ooooh! SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!

[yougotgold]

It's an under 5 on a soap with room for development, so make them want you like I know you fucking can.

Lloyd is sending details.

[kara_marie]

Oh! I can SO do that!