Who Wants To Know About Ari?

[yougotgold]

WHO WANTS TO KNOW???

If you have something you want to tell me, or questions to ask about my pups, or the way I do things with my pups, then please do so now. It can be about how I play them, how I write them, how I see them, or whatever you want to discuss

Comments

[alan_shore]

Many thanks for the veritable book. I'll probably be leaving more comments when I'm able to appreciate it (i.e. after I've had a nap).

But in the meantime, a fun and exciting twist on Claire!mun's question: Ari is stuck on a desert island with a Canadian actor. Who is it and what sorts of things does he yell at them?

Ari is stuck on a desert island with seven Callum Keith Rennie clones. How long do they have to live?

[yougotgold]

I'd suggest maybe drinking a little also. It helps.

If they're Canadian, odds are Ari won't know who they are, so I could see him yelling: "Who the fuck are you?" a lot. And I feel he would refer to them at least once as a "Hockey humping half retarded maple-leaf smoking draft-dodger".

Less than zero minutes.

[alan_shore]

I have all the ingredients for a White Russian, except ice. I should get on that.

Oh, Ari. This is why Alan loves you. With all his heart cock.

That is the correct answer.

[deathvalet]

You do know ice is just cold water, right?

[alan_shore]

Indeed I do.