Ari's Perfect Day Of The Day

[yougotgold]

Wake up, look down, and see the top of my wife's head. The call comes in and it's opening weekend numbers that could choke a horse. Less than three lawsuits. Get to fire some spineless Jr. Agent cocksucker so hard and fast that he cries and can't sit down for a week. Lunch at The Palm on the studio or some fuck producer. The offer to end all

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[ex_msg_ina_b653]

If I were you mister Ari, I'd be rethinking my vocabulary,




Now, everytime you say the word 'fuck' in any language or even implied? Your wee little nose is going to grow and grow and grow! Shocking, isn't? If you are lucky, you might get a little birdie that nest in the branches. *wink*

Don't worry, it wears off age 24 hours.

[yougotgold]

NM.

((OOC: Hee!))