Frig and Dimmons post
This sucks, dood.
Oh, what are you complaining about? I'm the one doing all the work! And I'll have you know I enjoy it.
Oh, yeah, dood, that's some subtle character exposition. Couldn't you just kiss Sarge's ass while he's on-screen?
Yeah, except this entry is about us bickering without Sarge around, dumbass.
Dood, who cares what the entry is about? This is seriously fucking lame, dood.
Sigh... yeah, I guess. I just wish we had something more important to do, you know? Here we are, in the worst Netherworld in the universe, fighting a war that we're only not losing because the enemy hasn't noticed us, and to top it all off? We're just some familiars attached to a legitimate character through pure luck!
Tell me about it, dood. I signed up to fight some angels, not to become a shallow ripoff of the dood my C.O. hates the most. They should put us in charge for a change, dood.
Pfft, I think you mean me in charge? You can't order your soldiers to buy you Oreos and beer, fatass.
Sure I can. Fuck off, dood.
Cockbite.
Oh, what are you complaining about? I'm the one doing all the work! And I'll have you know I enjoy it.
Oh, yeah, dood, that's some subtle character exposition. Couldn't you just kiss Sarge's ass while he's on-screen?
Yeah, except this entry is about us bickering without Sarge around, dumbass.
Dood, who cares what the entry is about? This is seriously fucking lame, dood.
Sigh... yeah, I guess. I just wish we had something more important to do, you know? Here we are, in the worst Netherworld in the universe, fighting a war that we're only not losing because the enemy hasn't noticed us, and to top it all off? We're just some familiars attached to a legitimate character through pure luck!
Tell me about it, dood. I signed up to fight some angels, not to become a shallow ripoff of the dood my C.O. hates the most. They should put us in charge for a change, dood.
Pfft, I think you mean me in charge? You can't order your soldiers to buy you Oreos and beer, fatass.
Sure I can. Fuck off, dood.
Cockbite.