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[yougogirlfrien]

There are, like, bugs living in people's mouths!? Grosser than gross!

Spit 'em out, bug-eaters!

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[herowithparasol]

If only it were that simple! These things dig in and hold on!

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[yougogirlfrien]

Don't eat 'em!

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[herowithparasol]

What? Who would want to?

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[yougogirlfrien]

Like, the totally dumb people that are eating them or whatever!

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[herowithparasol]

Oh dear.

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[yougogirlfrien]

Yeah, you've totally gotta be, like, careful of crazy people like that. They'll be all like, "Mmm, gross bugs are totally delicious," and then you'll be like, "That's gross," and they'll get all angry at you and spit them at you and then you totally have bad bugs all over you. Grosssss.

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[herowithparasol]

You don't happen to be a Teen Idol Country, are you?

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[yougogirlfrien]

What? Like, no way. I'm just a country.

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[herowithparasol]

Really? You sound just like Linda! The resemblance is uncanny!

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[yougogirlfrien]

What? What country is Linda, and, like, why is she totally cramping my style?

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[herowithparasol]

She's not a Country, she's an Evil King, which is why I was wondering if maybe she was from you or something, and then relocated to Madril.

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[yougogirlfrien]

We don't have any evil kings. We have presidents and PMs and stuff.

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[herowithparasol]

Well that's good to hear! Our world is sort of stuffed with them! Fake ones and weak, mind you, but it's good to hear that Evil Kings are going out of fashion in some places.

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[yougogirlfrien]

They don't sound very fun, anyway.

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[herowithparasol]

Its definitely not a recommended classification, not in my book, although it certainly keeps me busy, having them around.