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[yougogirlfrien]

What the heck is up with this place? Are you guys, like, done with being totally creepy or whatever yet? Seriously, like Discedo wasn't totally lame enough without people, like, trying to make it worse.

If you guys don't totally shape up for when Linda comes back, I'll, like, make you.

[private to Prussia]Oh, hey, while I'm talking about lame

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[Private to polannn]

[2cool4europe]

Why you little...

I'm going to kick your ass!

[Private to puroisen]

[yougogirlfrien]

What, like, now? I thought Sealand broke, like, all your limbs or whatever.

[Private to Russi-- I mean, Poland who isn't even a country]

[2cool4europe]

You're just asking for a partitioning.

Besides, it was Russia, not that Landsea brat!

[Private to east germany/west poland]

[yougogirlfrien]

Even more lame. He's, like, so fat he can barely move. And you still lost?

[Private to really nice beaches THAT I ENJOY HAVING A PART OF MY EMPIRE]

[2cool4europe]

You shut the hell up! Since when have you ever won against that buffoon?!

[Private to the most useless Polish state of Silesia]

[yougogirlfrien]

Livonian War. Polish-Muscovite War. Smolensk War. And those're just the ones from, like, your ancient time or whatever.

[Private to the brb partitioning you again]

[2cool4europe]

Recently.

[Private to that's called an uprising; i've already partitioned you]

[yougogirlfrien]

Oh, you know. All the time.

[Private to what was that? I'm the goddamned hegemon. I don't listen to lessers.]

[2cool4europe]

And that's why you're not on the map.

[Private to i can't hear you through this time machine]

[yougogirlfrien]

Um, excuse me, but I am. It's 1956, loser! Catch up already!

[Private to lemme get the TARDIS]

[2cool4europe]

What idiot would allow a poor-excuse of a country like you to be on the map again? Ha!

[Private to sry that's in england with polish govt in exile]

[yougogirlfrien]

Like, everybody, when they realized you were so lame.