FOURTH WALLIN', YEAHHHH | action for violet city

[youfartknocker]

[ Somewhere in Violet, there is a young teenager dressed in winter clothing currently kicking a little kid. The kid throws something at him - it looks like a Pokeball - and gets up and runs away. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. What a dumb-ass. Uh, huh huh huh. [ He kicks the ball, and out comes a Garbodor. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. Cool. You're mine now, fart-knocker.

Comments

[usedmask]

What. Haha! Christ, it's my fucking childhood. Hey, where's Beavis?

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Good question, dill-weed. Uh, huh huh huh.

I haven't seen that butt-knocker yet. Uh, huh huh huh.

I bet he 's dead. Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedmask]

Shit. Kinda makes me miss when TV was worth watching.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Whatever, dill-weed. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedmask]

Shit, you might want to branch out on your insults a bit.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- shut up, chode-sucker. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedmask]

C'mon, that's not even half of the shit I took from the Mask.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. What?

Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedmask]

Ancient Mayan mask that kept bitching in my head the entire time it was on my face. Oh, and it mutated the fuck out of my body.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- it did what to your body?

[usedmask]

You ever see a guy on steroids? Like that, but probably times ten.

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Some guy on steroids did you? Uh- whatever floats your boat, man. Uh, huh huh huh.

[ Totally misheard everything. ]

[usedmask]

You'd think that, but no. I get plenty of hot, wet poon from the sexiest chick you'd ever know.

[youfartknocker]

Cool. Uh, huh huh huh.

Tell me your secret. Uh, huh huh huh.

[usedmask]

I dunno, man. I don't know if you can handle the truth.

[youfartknocker]

Uh- I can handle it, dude. Uh, huh huh huh.