[video] in which butt-head fails at picking up chicks

[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. It's like, cold and stuff outside. [ For those who are familiar with the rooms in the Center, that's where Butt-Head is currently residing. He's spent all his money on food, and is living on scraps he can find in the garbage at this point. ]

Uh, huh huh huh. If any chicks want to, like, get warm - uh, huh huh huh - give Butt-Head a

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[usedraindance]

But couldn't they get a blanket?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. No way, butt-munch. Then I won't be able to score. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

Score? Are you going to take her to play baseball?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. No way, dumb-ass. We're gonna score in my room. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

[he looks down confusedly.] Ahh, I'm... not sure I understand.

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. You know- [ He raises his eyebrows in what could be described as a suggestive manner. ] 'Gettin' it on'?

Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

Getting what on? Clothes? Dancing?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. How old are you? Uh, huh huh huh.

Dumb-ass. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

Fourteen!

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. You're just a kid. Uh, huh huh huh. [ It's okay, Butt-Head's the same age. ]

You wouldn't understand, squirt. Uh, huh huh huh. It's something us men do with chicks. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

Oh?? Okay?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh.

Your time shall come soon, don't fear. Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

It will?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. Yes, even you shall feel the soft breast of a woman.

Uh, huh huh huh.

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[usedraindance]

W-What does that have to do with anything?

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[youfartknocker]

Uh, huh huh huh. That's gettin' it on, dork.

Uh, huh huh huh. Uh, huh huh huh.