I love Television

Nov 27, 2005 20:14

"If you want to have sex with me, you have to put the bag over your head so I can't see your face." -- "Nip/Tuck"

Nun: "Money can't buy happiness"
Gabrielle: "That's not true, that's just a lie we tell poor people so that they won't riot."
- "Desperate Housewives"

I'm sure many of you hear ultimatums like that daily, but look on the bright side: at least you're getting laid.
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