At work
At work I go through a lot of drunk mothafuckas with they dumb ass questions, just imagin the questions that they asked and the situations I've been in as I give you nothing but my thoughts on them
1)Fuck you and yo water cooler.
2)That man got shit on his shirt.
3)You can swallow that condom for all I care.
4)Why would u wanna sneak in that sea donkey?
5)Yeh, you got a big assssss..........stoooooomach.
6)You gone need more than lip balm for that shit!
7)So...that piss came from the elevator?
8)You know what happened to your brother, look at his face!!!
9)Not on the couch, get in the bathroom , PLEASE!!!
10)Wow, he didn't even tell em the 5 second rule expired
11)No, I get to use the computer first, u go to hell
12)Sorry, I like my music this loud.
13)All ya'll and her, SHE'S GOING GOING GOING, GONE, wow she's a HOMERUN!!!
14)Your face look like a used tampon.
15)And why is your fire alarm going off?
16)Who needs a key to their roomates room?
17)Naw man, the building ain't got no cameras above the stairs
18)You got "flour" on your shoes and nose
19)I'm gonna have to relieve you of that drink, nevermind it's a bitch one.
20)Wow, your mother ain't shit
21)I can't help u with a stinch in your room, I'm just a DA.
22)Somebody, anybody, please!!! Spit on em!!!
23)My frined Jermel dance better than that
24)How does the banana dissapear?
25)You frat guys need to quit wearin flip flops.
1)Fuck you and yo water cooler.
2)That man got shit on his shirt.
3)You can swallow that condom for all I care.
4)Why would u wanna sneak in that sea donkey?
5)Yeh, you got a big assssss..........stoooooomach.
6)You gone need more than lip balm for that shit!
7)So...that piss came from the elevator?
8)You know what happened to your brother, look at his face!!!
9)Not on the couch, get in the bathroom , PLEASE!!!
10)Wow, he didn't even tell em the 5 second rule expired
11)No, I get to use the computer first, u go to hell
12)Sorry, I like my music this loud.
13)All ya'll and her, SHE'S GOING GOING GOING, GONE, wow she's a HOMERUN!!!
14)Your face look like a used tampon.
15)And why is your fire alarm going off?
16)Who needs a key to their roomates room?
17)Naw man, the building ain't got no cameras above the stairs
18)You got "flour" on your shoes and nose
19)I'm gonna have to relieve you of that drink, nevermind it's a bitch one.
20)Wow, your mother ain't shit
21)I can't help u with a stinch in your room, I'm just a DA.
22)Somebody, anybody, please!!! Spit on em!!!
23)My frined Jermel dance better than that
24)How does the banana dissapear?
25)You frat guys need to quit wearin flip flops.