NEWS FLASH... So ive just been appointed the principal at this high school
Recently our school has been victim to libelous remark that defame the quality of this fine institution. Phrases such as, "so-and-so wuz here," and "the class of 2000-and-such rocks," have soiled the frame of our outer walls. Not only is the bright neon spray pain an eye sore, but the incorrect usage of words and careless misspellings are also an inadequate representation of our high-set values. The geology teachers have been greatly offended, and are threatening to quit, if the words are not replaced with a more appropriate adjective.
Will the villains of this graffiti incident please turn themselves in, or will they please correct their grammar so that any onlookers will not think less of our teaching ability. Using paint that corresponds with our school's colors would also better the situation. If there are any questions as to what must be corrected, the English department has graciously volunteered their services between the hours of seven-thirty and two o'clock. This, in return, will cause short-term substitutes to preside over all English-related and foreign language courses--incase translation skills are needed.
As the principal of this establishment, I greatly appreciate the cooperation of all students and faculty during this time of tragedy. Thank you all, and good day.
Will the villains of this graffiti incident please turn themselves in, or will they please correct their grammar so that any onlookers will not think less of our teaching ability. Using paint that corresponds with our school's colors would also better the situation. If there are any questions as to what must be corrected, the English department has graciously volunteered their services between the hours of seven-thirty and two o'clock. This, in return, will cause short-term substitutes to preside over all English-related and foreign language courses--incase translation skills are needed.
As the principal of this establishment, I greatly appreciate the cooperation of all students and faculty during this time of tragedy. Thank you all, and good day.