A belated review.

Mar 04, 2010 09:56

Good Morning,

As an accepted member of youcantwrite, I took the liberty of review- flaming mmmrorschach, a fellow accepted member, in his own journal. Click, click! All links lead to the brutal display.

If that's not enough, here's another literary hatchet job, which resulted in what should be the holy grail for any accepted member/reviewer: journal deletion ( Read more... )

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REPRINT ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 19:57:15 UTC
1. On a scale of submarine to ultramarine, how are you feeling today?



2. What's your favorite cartoon theme song?

3. How would you describe your voice?

Confident, soothing and sinister.

4. What type of creature would you choose as your familiar?

Tiger.

5. If you could have any job in the movie biz, what would it be?

Casting director.

6. Who is your favorite non-family Simpsons character?

Grimes.

7. What theme or tone would you like to decorate your house with?

À rebours. The blue-orange colorways for the walls, the dimly lit ship's cabin motif with porthole windows (aquariums) for the room within a room, the live tortoise with a gem encrusted shell walking around for constant contrasts, etc.

8. If you were stuck in an elevator, would you rather be alone or with a stranger?

Alone. I can't stand the sniveling of others.

9. What acronym do you want added to the end of your name?

GOAT

10. If you were on the sinking Titanic, what is one piece of memorabilia you would try to rescue, let's say, no bigger than a chair?*

A fresh pair of underwear, can't go wrong!

11. What mystery would you like to solve?

D.B. Cooper.

12. Which icon do you use least? What is it exactly?

crazywomandriver. It is a picture of a person in the driver's seat of a car, wearing a costume horse head.

13. Pick two: movies, music, books, television, or video games?

Books and music.

14. What is your preferred method of time travel?

Graymalkin.

15. In 15 words (or less), describe the plot of one of your favorite movies?

Harmonica player arrives by train and murders a variety of thugs in search of revenge.

16. Is jammin' a thing of the past?

Yes, past, present and future.

17. Where did your long hair go?

The floor of some salon.

18. Do the years go fast and the days go slow?

Only in retrospect.

19. Where can you go when you're alone and life is making you lonely?

Inside.

20. Which of these television shows should I watch next: The Twilight Zone, Battlestar Galactica - Season 4, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, The Prisoner (1960), or The Wire - Season 2?

None of them! Smash your TV.

21. And did you really think you could get away with it?

Get away with what? I don't know what you're talking about. On the night in question I was enjoying a drink at the Blue Iguana.

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to which Jaime replied: ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:20:41 UTC
then I was like: ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:23:26 UTC
7. À rebours is a French novel by Joris-Karl Huysmans (pronounced wee-man) wherein an old debauched aesthete becomes a complete hermit, shacked up in a country cottage, and surrounds himself with art objects of classical significance and beauty designed to make his solitude bearable.
15. Once Upon A Time In The West.

Also, I mentioned you in a book review I wrote for The Time Machine Did It. It's on Facebook. Add me back!

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jaime decides to fib as a diversion tactic: ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:26:00 UTC
reply/backpedal: ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:28:29 UTC
My comment's subject's LJ PUSSY, his is LJ STALKER: ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:30:08 UTC
stay tuned! ashcanprobably March 6 2010, 20:34:45 UTC
Unfortunately, I'll have to rewrite the coup de grâce, as he never responded to it, pussy!

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Re: stay tuned! phoenix_blade March 7 2010, 02:43:21 UTC
It must have been a sublime manifestation of the Furies to have turned a puerile spat over social networking websites into relevant entertainment. I await with bated breath your reconstruction of this nonpareil conclusion.

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