A belated review.

[ashcanprobably]

Good Morning,

As an accepted member of youcantwrite, I took the liberty of review- flaming mmmrorschach, a fellow accepted member, in his own journal. Click, click! All links lead to the brutal display.

If that's not enough, here's another literary hatchet job, which resulted in what should be the holy grail for any accepted member/reviewer: journal deletion

Comments

[hotlavamonster]

Why did I never know you worked for AA????? I will take one of everything in the biggest size.

[gringo_in_tj]

You have to take it in steps.

no no no

[ashcanprobably]

I must protest! No responding to my comments with vague statements before I can get a crack at them. It's not only rude, meaningless, distracting, etc. it ruins the whole aesthetic of the thread! No wonder this place went belly up, bunch of old doters spitting nonsense at each other. Check your rotten filaments, I'm bringing the pulse back to the days of BOOM BAP! Take what in steps?? That simply makes no sense! One should always go for the gusto.

@Sarah, how would you like your BUTT magazine? It's just one of the many third party knickknacks we sell, products we can really get behind! I don't work in a store, by the way, I'm at HQ, I've gone corporate! If I comment in a thread, will you receive it as originator of the thread?? I've been away sooooo long. LJ has mutated!

BUTT I'm enjoying this editing feature, quick someone comment or I'll never be satisfied!

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[gringo_in_tj]

Good luck with the fast response thing. No one comes here anymore, we're all too busy playing Farmville or some shit. I tried to keep it alive, but no one would help me build my sheep stable.

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[mengus]

That's a rather oldschool KRS-1 reference to make after calling another an 'old doter'.

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[ashcanprobably]

Would you call the Bible oldschool? Or is it timeless??

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[mengus]

I'd probably call the bible fiction, but it does have a certain ageless je ne sais qoui.

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[gringo_in_tj]

Depends. Did Kanye interrupt you while you read it? Isn't that the bookmark?

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[hotlavamonster]

I KNOW where you are, dummy; I was using your FB profile to my advantage in homage to the basis of this post OHNEVERMIND

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[ashcanprobably]

I didn't know whether to link to the top of the thread or to where Jaime sets the rocket off, like any pair of eyes would glaze over if they had to read through a Q&A to reach a thrashing, even a Q&A as fanciful as Jaime makes. Those kicks were the first J's to feature that horrendous purplish ultramarine. I don't think anyone got that!