Why Don't
You snivelling little bitches impress me and seriously critique my journal. I don't want to hear any grammitcal bullshit, if I was that anal retentive and actually cared I would deal with that use midless spell check or hire an editor.
Writing is like sex, if you don't know that you need to, and I am here to teach you. When I was in college gosh, yes i went to college and got me an edumacation, i would time and again see people who would frantically take notes, try to read the text again and again, highlight the hell out of it, and get C's when i usually got B+'s or A's. Why you ask? (of course you do), because i'm some freakin genius? not hardly. Because I had a passion for what I was learning, to me it was life itself, reading the text wasn't and assignment to me it was absolute pleasure, at least if it was a literature, psychology, or the majority of liberal arts texts, (fuck the calculus and all that bullshit), and yatt for comma splicing and run on sentences.
The upshot it, you will see people who can't write just like you will see people who can't fuck for one reason, they can't see the forrest for the trees and they can't lose themselves. I saw many people and have read many authors who are grammictically wonderous who can use big words and blah blah blahbitty fucking blah. But can they write? It is content people, CONTENT!!! yes gramaticcall(sic) errors are annoying but to me it comes down to what to you have to say? Can you engage me??? Just like sex, you hear all the time about people with sexual hangups, why??? you want my opiniom? Of course you do so I'll tell you. They can't lose themselves in the experience, they think too much. Just like a crappy writer can't lose themselves in the story in the characters, they are hung up on semantical bullshit, grammar, puncuation, sentance structure (yawn), the same bullshit I feel asleep in class listening too in the 9th and 10th grade, but I'll tell you what my college papers kicked severe ass. Why? I'll tell you why and I will love the comments on this shit. Everything I have ever written i write in a frenzy. One draft. Fuck multiple drafts multiple drafts are for people who can't get into what they need to connect with the first time. The editing goes on upstairs, in your head, or at least mine, Then it wants to explode. I write and it's there i'm in it. I get it all out I don't want to lose it. A day or two later before I type it out and print it in a hard copy to turn it in I will go over it one more time and correct basic wording, sentence flow, cohesive thought, etc.... but I make NO MAJOR OMISSIONS OR CORRECTIONS!!! god those caps felt good didn't they?
Then i turn in, submit, post, what have you what was there and needed to get out. I'm sorry to say this people but if you've never felt that if you've never conneced with that and if you've never released that, you aren't a writer, you can't fuck and you will probably spend your worthless sadass existences critiquing other people's works.
I've dished out a lot of shit here. I make no apologies for that whatsoever. There are some people here I think are completely braindead and have no business critiquing the writing of others, because their head is so far up their ass they can't see clearly in the first place. There are a few people here I have seen give constructive criticism not some usualless look at me bullshit. That's who I would enjoy hearing from.
You want a showdown, you'll get it. You want to take me on, trust me you'll lose, I've played stupid internet crap with far bigger game over the years than anything I will find here. You want to honestly and openly give me some insight and ideas about what I post on my journal (and yes sometimes I do fuck around and post absolute bullshit or memes just to amuse myself and/or fuck with people) then I will read it consider it and perhaps call off the hounds. You want to show some acutal objectivity, and not some childish condescending bullshit then it will be duly noted.
And yeah this is a long posting, fucking deal with it.
Writing is like sex, if you don't know that you need to, and I am here to teach you. When I was in college gosh, yes i went to college and got me an edumacation, i would time and again see people who would frantically take notes, try to read the text again and again, highlight the hell out of it, and get C's when i usually got B+'s or A's. Why you ask? (of course you do), because i'm some freakin genius? not hardly. Because I had a passion for what I was learning, to me it was life itself, reading the text wasn't and assignment to me it was absolute pleasure, at least if it was a literature, psychology, or the majority of liberal arts texts, (fuck the calculus and all that bullshit), and yatt for comma splicing and run on sentences.
The upshot it, you will see people who can't write just like you will see people who can't fuck for one reason, they can't see the forrest for the trees and they can't lose themselves. I saw many people and have read many authors who are grammictically wonderous who can use big words and blah blah blahbitty fucking blah. But can they write? It is content people, CONTENT!!! yes gramaticcall(sic) errors are annoying but to me it comes down to what to you have to say? Can you engage me??? Just like sex, you hear all the time about people with sexual hangups, why??? you want my opiniom? Of course you do so I'll tell you. They can't lose themselves in the experience, they think too much. Just like a crappy writer can't lose themselves in the story in the characters, they are hung up on semantical bullshit, grammar, puncuation, sentance structure (yawn), the same bullshit I feel asleep in class listening too in the 9th and 10th grade, but I'll tell you what my college papers kicked severe ass. Why? I'll tell you why and I will love the comments on this shit. Everything I have ever written i write in a frenzy. One draft. Fuck multiple drafts multiple drafts are for people who can't get into what they need to connect with the first time. The editing goes on upstairs, in your head, or at least mine, Then it wants to explode. I write and it's there i'm in it. I get it all out I don't want to lose it. A day or two later before I type it out and print it in a hard copy to turn it in I will go over it one more time and correct basic wording, sentence flow, cohesive thought, etc.... but I make NO MAJOR OMISSIONS OR CORRECTIONS!!! god those caps felt good didn't they?
Then i turn in, submit, post, what have you what was there and needed to get out. I'm sorry to say this people but if you've never felt that if you've never conneced with that and if you've never released that, you aren't a writer, you can't fuck and you will probably spend your worthless sadass existences critiquing other people's works.
I've dished out a lot of shit here. I make no apologies for that whatsoever. There are some people here I think are completely braindead and have no business critiquing the writing of others, because their head is so far up their ass they can't see clearly in the first place. There are a few people here I have seen give constructive criticism not some usualless look at me bullshit. That's who I would enjoy hearing from.
You want a showdown, you'll get it. You want to take me on, trust me you'll lose, I've played stupid internet crap with far bigger game over the years than anything I will find here. You want to honestly and openly give me some insight and ideas about what I post on my journal (and yes sometimes I do fuck around and post absolute bullshit or memes just to amuse myself and/or fuck with people) then I will read it consider it and perhaps call off the hounds. You want to show some acutal objectivity, and not some childish condescending bullshit then it will be duly noted.
And yeah this is a long posting, fucking deal with it.