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013- This is gonna be hard to explain...

Jul 12, 2010 19:20

[The post starts off as voice, although it's distinctly NOT Misato's voice. It's the voice of a... Teenage boy. A very whiny teenage boy who is trying to sound like a hardass.]

So I've had to ground the investigation to a halt, thanks to unforeseen circumstances. Then again, I guess I should've figured the Barge would've started throwing all this ( Read more... )

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[private so fucking much you don't even know] athames July 13 2010, 11:45:44 UTC

[Perky little twenty-somethings' voices do not lend themselves to Bel's unique brand of dry sarcasm.]

Here's a brilliant idea, hm? I happen to have a few things crappily tailored to scrawny teenage boys. Bring over a decent set of clothes and I'll trade you for them. Deal?

OOC charmedandperky July 13 2010, 12:15:14 UTC

Oh it so does, sister. Come out and play!

[Private] youcandielater July 13 2010, 20:01:13 UTC

[This is Misato. Trying not to laugh.]

Bel? Is that you in there?

[private] athames July 13 2010, 20:09:13 UTC

[This is Bel, trying not to strangle you through the comm.]

Yes. Now shut up and answer the damn question.

[private] youcandielater July 13 2010, 20:13:47 UTC

[DON'T BE LIKE THAT, BB.

Somewhere Shinji is very unhappy his body is being used to gigglesnort like this.]

I don't know if I have anything perky enough for you, but I'll see what I can do.

Re: [private] athames July 13 2010, 20:23:30 UTC

[I'LL BE ANY WAY I WANT. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. /neckwiggle

And somewhere Phoebe is very unhappy about the frown lines this SCOWL is undoubtedly making.]

Ha ha ha ha fuck off. Please, don't strain yourself.

[private] youcandielater July 14 2010, 03:30:42 UTC

[GIGGLEFITS.]

Don't go so ballistic. I'll be down in a few minutes.

[private] athames July 14 2010, 08:36:06 UTC

[KEYWORDS.]

Oh, don't worry. If I was ballistic? You'd know it.

[SPAM] youcandielater July 14 2010, 20:17:57 UTC

[And a few moments later, a boy in a dress who is actually a woman (WHO RAN HER ASS DOWN THERE TO MAKE SURE NO ONE SAW HER) is banging on Bel's door.]

Open up. I don't want anyone gawking at me like this.

[SPAM] athames July 15 2010, 23:42:05 UTC

[And watch Bel be so amazingly bitchy and petty about things by taking his sweet time to actually open the door. He's practically sauntering. When he finally opens the door, the smug smirk on his face falters because Shinjisato is just about an inch taller than Belthebe.

What is it with all these floods making him into a goddamn midget. :|

He grandly sweeps an arm to usher her in, eyes rolling as his hair gets in his eyes again. He brushes it back impatiently - how could anyone FUNCTION with such nonsense, he had no idea.]

Welcome to my humble abode.

[SPAM] youcandielater July 16 2010, 02:32:41 UTC

[Misato rolls her eyes and resists the urge to preen over being taller, despite being a whiny, borderline prepubescent boy. She just thrusts her extra clothes at him and tugs on her skirt absently, trying not to flush]

Yeah, yeah. Just hand over the clothes, already.

[SPAM] athames July 16 2010, 03:52:49 UTC

[He shuts the door after Misato steps in, grabbing the extra clothes.] No hello? No small talk? You wound me.

They're on the coffee table. My warden in absentia fixed them up a couple floods ago, figured better safe than sorry. [Meanwhile, he's just going to. Yank off the dress shirt he had on temporarily and start trying to figure out how to put the bra on. ...It's a lot different taking it off of someone else than putting it on yourself, okay?]

[SPAM] youcandielater July 16 2010, 20:58:16 UTC

[MORE FLUSHING.]

I'll dish the dirt with you when I have pants. [She rushes the table and throws off the dress and slides into the clothes. They don't look right on Shinji's body, but they're better than the dress. That done, she turns to note Bel struggling with the bra and rolls her eyes, marching over to him.]

Honestly. Here. Let me.

[SPAM] athames July 16 2010, 21:15:08 UTC

[Bel raises an eyebrow. Yeah, he's ignoring what you just said.] ...You are one scrawny little boy. You know that, right? [He'd ask who it is, but that would invite likewise questioning and those are things Bel reeeeally doesn't want to talk about.

Instead, he'll just pop on a smug smirk at those pants and how badly they fit. It turns to a slight scowl over confusion as Misato starts manhandling the brassiere. ...Appreciate the multiple levels of irony there.] I have no idea how so many women are able to go around braless. These things hurt like hell when they bounce.

[SPAM] youcandielater July 18 2010, 03:53:04 UTC

And you have huge breasts. Geez. They almost make mine look small. [She fastens the bra a little more roughly than she probably should and glowers as she steps back, crossing her arms over her chest and deigning... Not to comment about the breasts. Like having a tiny teenage boy dick is all that exciting.]

Who is she anyway?

[SPAM] athames July 18 2010, 04:20:33 UTC

Geez, will you watch it! [He smacks her hands away from his boobs impatiently before shoving past her, grabbing the shirt and pulling it over his head. It's a little tight, but after a few experimental breaths, Bel decides it'll do.

He doesn't miss a beat at the question - hell, he's been expecting it from the minute he'd first contacted anyone during this stupid flood.] Can't remember her name. [The lie comes smoothly enough, and he keeps his face trained in a smug smirk of a mask. He winks over his shoulder, arching an eyebrow .] You know how it is.

What about you? Didn't figure you liked them so young.

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